Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for February 03, 2025

phew!

I thought maybe he had bladder control issues

“…and I got some for myself for when he tells his golf stories…”

If he was in Florida, he’d better have a firearm in hand when wading in a water trap. Gator country.

No doubt very much appreciated by Hiram.

Those won’t work because there’s no foot parts. Those are just pants.

Grimmy – “And for when Ma starts laying on on how much she loves him. The BS gets pretty deep.”

ba dum tss

It’s for the 1000 year floods that come every other year now.

A truly bad golfer at that. Maybe a gift to encourage a better hobby should be sought out.

When we were kids my cousin and I would walk to the local golf course in Clarkston, MI and wade in the water trips scrounging up lost balls and selling them to golfers. We’d always go home covered in leeches. Yugh!

My brother-in-law was just the opposite. He could not avoid a sand trap. We called him Lawrence of Arabia.

Can I have some of those hip waders for my golf game?! Might come in handy …

My dad had a telescoping scoop he used to use to fish out golf balls. He’d stop his game and spend a few minute filling a bucket with balls from other golfers.