FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 02, 2025

Today’s missing classic is

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I wonder if Quincy is enjoying this.

Never getting cold hands again

At least he didn’t throw up in her room this time.

She might want to wash those before using them in the kitchen again.

Don’t be a wuss, Paige! Reptiles are not slimy and sticky! Also, lizards do NOT have toxic skin!

I was in Florida last month and saw a really big one

I think Andy’s going to flip when she finds what Paige has used her oven mitts for.

Paige keeps taking them to handle Quincy.

I don’t understand … is he stealing all the gloves in he house?

Um, can’t iguanas give you a disease if you touch food or your mouth after touching them.

Like they all don’t know how he gets in there.

Paige, you’re not gonna get rabies or anything so calm down.

I saw a grown man, one of the guards at the Company House where I was staying, do something similar to move a puppy that was sleeping in the doorway. It was in a Muslim country, whare many people consider dogs Unclean because, like pigs, they will eat excrement.

We saw her put on four layers of gloves and the punch line involves a layer we didn’t see? So what’s the point?

Jason—and Quincy as well—should glad Paige is hand-delivering the iguana back to its owner.

Instead of punting it out of the house right through a closed window.

Quincy better be getting bonus mealworms for that…

oooh, she’s missing out on the delectable feel of lizard skin! I’ve heard you have to be careful about the chance of getting salmonella from handling reptiles, though.

I’m surprised she didn’t just throw it in the room