F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 05, 2025

Caw!

Reminds me of the buffoon, they elected him because he promised them cheap food!

Neither is anything to crow about.

Making friends as an adult is murder.

That’s right folks, he is a murder victim and he is still alive!

I have one of their albums (WI, disbanded, not OH). Ridded the state of new slain Knights.

But I didn’t say “murder” until YOU said “murder….”

I hear they are replacing the hereditary peers in Britain’s House of Lords with owls.

Nevermore…I mean, when will Hitchcock appear (The Birds)…I mean, how did you invite them? When you cawed?

Crows are smart, and this shows they’re also quicker on the uptake than he is.

I was hoping they’d thin out the pigeons, but they seem to be ranching the silly things. It’s a murder of herders. I love watching the ravens surf in the wind.

I’ve got a fair sized murder of crows in my front yard as I read Go Comics. Very noisy.

It’s just a “passerine” fancy.

Not only for the snacks and TV, but because your name is Jim – and we want to pass some foul laws

Ya think? By the way, more cold greasy French fries would be nice.

Only two crows? That’s a case of an attempted murder.

Truth was spoken. What other reasons could there be for the crows to want him in the group? :)

Well, duh!