Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 04, 2025

What’s the buzz, tell me what’s happening, what’s the buzz, tell me what’s happening? (song from Jesus Christ Superstar)

There is a cocktail called “Watch tower”. Laphroaig based I believe.

Buzz? It look more like booze.

9:30 and I’m completely wasted!

I wouldn’t advertise that, if I were you.

Oh boy knows how to pass the time!!!!

Alcohol abuse. So funny.

I’m reminded of the scene from The Pink Panther, where two policemen are undercover at a costume party, in a zebra costume, and lapping from a punch bowl. Clouseau bangs them on the head and says, “How dare you drink, whilst you’re on duty”! :D

1446 days to go

Mr. Hegseth, is that you?

Drinking on Watch? Not a good idea…

He needs to bee-hive himself!

Save some “buzz” for us

‘As sober as a judge’ doesn’t mean what it used to.

“….Or if it isn’t well, I don’t know.”