La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for February 05, 2025

While everyone was freaking out about TikTok as a threat to the personal data security of American citizens, turns out that it was Elon Musk who was laying his plans for the most massive DATA BREACH of personal data in the history of the world.

Are all the people who voted for Trump comfortable with the idea of having unelected Elon Musk having full access to all of your names, Social Security numbers, bank account numbers, payment histories, IRS tax return data and so much more?

And even when a court orders him to cease and desist in this unlawful access, as it will, Musk has probably already made copies of all our personal data and that toothpaste is not going back into the tube.

And even if a court orders Musk and Trump to stop, does anything think they will obey a court order? Who at Trump’s Department of “Justice” would prosecute them? And Trump can do anything — the Supreme Court said if it is in any way connected to his “official” functions, he has total immunity. The only recourse is conviction on an impeachment, and the red-hat, yellow-spine congress will never do that.

But sure, in the meantime Trump will just invade Panama, Greenland and Canada.

Good eye roll, Dad.

$45 a year? What country is he living in?

I wish I knew way back when how popular and lucrative cat videos would be.

How long, do you suppose, before some shadowy Chinese company actually does release some software called Clip Clop?