WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for February 13, 2025

Is it funny? Or is it memorex? (& RU old enough to get that reference?)

Time to end that relationship.

And a religious saint.

I planned to celebrate in admiration of a woman. After listening to you, I think I’ll go look for one I can admire.

She puts the ain’t in Saint Valentines.

And this is one of the reasons why I don’t celebrate it

I’m safe. I would never have a girlfriend that is a hardcore feminist.

Hmmm, St Valentina’s Day.

and here I thought it was a mob hit thing

Remember, there are some women that you just can’t please. But it sure is fun trying. :)

Get to stepping, she’s nothing but trouble!

Run….

If she’s a hardcore feminist, she isn’t your girlfriend.

“It’s OK, dearest: he’s dead.”

Don’t really believe a woman like that could get a male partner, maybe not ever a female partner.

If you’re a guy, any day can be tricky if your girlfriend is a hardcore feminist.

Leave, quickly. Put the flowers on a random grave.

Sounds like no one actually knows what a feminist is. Got all their info from Rush Limbaugh.

Sometimes the thought doesn’t even count.

Reportedly martyred for performing Christian marriages, when that was mostly wife enslavement (Romans didn’t have a problem with that part, just that it wasn’t for the right god, Cæsar). I don’t want to buy overpriced candy & flowers, especially jewelry.

I’m thinkin’ this is gonna be another valentine’s day massacre!

I think most men would prefer not to observe Valentines Day, but God help them if they dont! (especially if they are told “I dont want anything…”)

I’ll bet she dressed him. :)