Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 14, 2025

Probably the latter.

Or both.

he’s turning into a monkey

What a baboon.

Happy Valentines Day!

Butt, which is it?

do your cheeks turn red when you’re embarassed?

“Wait, your wife just bought a new red bra!”

If he surgeon then it mean he get more work.

Must be that cheap red wine.

I see a book by Hemingway, no it, it’s a hemorrhoid in your future.

Maybe his name is Brad Boon and it got confused?

Maybe his S and M fantasies come true

a proper fortuneteller not like that fraud in crankshaft yesterday

That’s what happens when you sit for a long time and the blood settles in you @$$.

You will fall in love with Fannie Flagg.

his name will be Sorebutt the Geek

like one a them red butted monkeys??

If you hear banjos run.

Reminds me of the old radio running gag routine, “The Hinie Brothers Winery”. It was owned and run by the Hinie brothers, Big Red and Thor.

He’s on the hot seat.

What kind of a crack is that?!