Wasn’t that ketchup on Shark Tank? I’ll keep my Hunts
Those jazz players had about 20 minutes per show including travel time.
The show consisted of one song: I Gotta Go. [It’s a good song; play on YouTube]
The Poop Tale
Having a lot of time to kill, the man initiates a conversation with the woman, asking her about her religion and how God created the universe, etc.
“Well, first I’ve got a question for you”, said the woman.
“Cows eats grass, and their manure comes out pasty”, she said.
“But horses also eats grass, and their manure is drier”, she continued.
The man wasn’t sure where she was going with this, but he agreed with her statements.
“Finally, sheep eat grass as well, but their manure comes out as small pebbles.”
“So my question is this; they all eat the same thing, but their poop look completely different, why is this?”
The man looked confused, but thought about her question for a second or two.
“I honestly don’t know”, he answered.
To which she replied; “So, you’re expecting me to discuss some of the greatest mysteries of the universe, with someone who doesn’t know sh!t‽”
Leathers have been a way to preserve fruit for hundreds of years. It’s just a more pure and intense jam really
Band on the run?
A sauce of information?
Florida Man George Frandsen apparently hangs around his local Disney World inviting unsuspecting young ladies to admire his poo collection.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Wasn’t that ketchup on Shark Tank? I’ll keep my Hunts
oldpine52 about 5 hours ago
Those jazz players had about 20 minutes per show including travel time.
Leroy about 5 hours ago
The show consisted of one song: I Gotta Go. [It’s a good song; play on YouTube]
Pickled Pete about 4 hours ago
The Poop Tale
A woman sits beside a sharply dressed man on a flight to Tokyo.Having a lot of time to kill, the man initiates a conversation with the woman, asking her about her religion and how God created the universe, etc.
“Well, first I’ve got a question for you”, said the woman.
“Cows eats grass, and their manure comes out pasty”, she said.
“But horses also eats grass, and their manure is drier”, she continued.
The man wasn’t sure where she was going with this, but he agreed with her statements.
“Finally, sheep eat grass as well, but their manure comes out as small pebbles.”
“So my question is this; they all eat the same thing, but their poop look completely different, why is this?”
The man looked confused, but thought about her question for a second or two.
“I honestly don’t know”, he answered.
To which she replied; “So, you’re expecting me to discuss some of the greatest mysteries of the universe, with someone who doesn’t know sh!t‽”
Freebyrd1 about 4 hours ago
Leathers have been a way to preserve fruit for hundreds of years. It’s just a more pure and intense jam really
No 6 about 1 hour ago
Band on the run?
No 6 about 1 hour ago
A sauce of information?
No 6 about 1 hour ago
Florida Man George Frandsen apparently hangs around his local Disney World inviting unsuspecting young ladies to admire his poo collection.