Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 14, 2025

The only thing Adam would take seriously is a coffee shortage!

She is salty…

This is one stupid kid, LOL

You would be dead

We will need that bag, IF it actually does snow.

I take snow storm warnings with a few bag of ice melt.

But you’ll melt all that wonderful SNOW!!

You can have ours, kid.

Does she want snow or a snow-day. Any day can be a “snow-day” if you want it bad enough and your parents are willing to sign the note to the school explaning your absence. (Or you have figured out how to forge the note)

There will come a day when you will eat those words……

Hey ah, how’s it smell in there, behind the scarf? Brush your teeth yet?

Get used to being disappointed.

She meant that tiny one inch bag—which holds 1/4 tsp of salt: the kind one gets with take-out food, …

Where would Katy have seen a giant bag of sidewalk salt, anyway? Adam does not strike me as the kind of house husband who would stock up in preparation…as we have seen in the past what with his struggles with snow shovels, etc. …

If you think that’s dumb, the government in most places takes their snow with a giant mountain of salt, puts it on the roads, causes millions of dollars of rust damage to all the vehicles that drive on it, is terrible for the environment and plant growth near roadways—while a similar job could be done with sand.

Gotta flush ice cubes down the toilet and sing the Snow Song to make it work. The prognosticators only have a 50/50 chance.