Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 09, 2025

The Readers Digest version.

The part of you that feels mocked needs to make friends with the part that seems dark. Once that happens, things will even out.

Somehow, Gary, THATS NOT HOW I SAID IT!!!!

You say potato, I say pahtato…

I see someone becoming a ghostwriter for autobiographies.

Nice rhyme scheme.

Leave the ‘just’ out of the last line. It throws off the rhythm.

♫♪

Summer rain taps at my window

West wind soft as a sweet dream

My love, warm as the sunshine

Sitting here by me, yeah

She’s here by me

♪♫

Really, Gary?

Roy Batty’s ghost is “living” in a house in suburbia?

Sad that ghosts can’t use umbrellas.

Gary has a mind like a steel trap.

Rusted shut and illegal in 34 states.

Dick-tation.

Close enough. :)

Gary needs some help getting his Longfellow straightened out!