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A man from New York was visiting a dude ranch. At dinner time the dude and a cowboy went to the outhouse. The cowboy headed for the crub line. The dude says, where I come from we wash our hands after we go to the restroom. The cowboy says, out here we known how to take a leak with out get it on out hands.
Charlie Brown wanted to know who made the signs that Snoopy used to carry around. I want to know who does the men’s room signage. (and why don’t we ever get to see signs in the women’s room?)
When I used go to work I had a number of accounting clients in the downtown Manhattan jewelry district. This area is heavy with jewelry manufacturers as opposed to midtown 47th street where there are a lot of jewelry sales locations.
Using the bathrooms there, as woman, involved major juggling as often there was no place over the commode due to the ceiling of the room being angled to stand and pee so I didn’t have to sit on the seat. I had one client there who had not had a woman come in since his wife came to see the place when he opened it some decades before – I would have to go to another client and borrow THEIR key as he had no idea where his key was.
And signs in the ladies room were in general written by women who worked in the building and used the bathroom and are along the lines of “Please be neat and wipe the seat.” or the similar “Please be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.”
I have gotten VERY good at peeing standing up due to these and other clients bathrooms – especially in small factories. (Then there was the retail jewelry store client whose store shared the bathroom with the sporting goods store next door. there was a hole in the tiny anteroom between the 2 stores which served as the access to the bathroom which was -literally – about 2 feet across and I had to jump the hole to get to the toilet itself and all was exposed to the basement through the hole.)
GirlGeek Premium Member 4 days ago
Yasss!!!!
crookedwolf Premium Member 4 days ago
Wash hands after finishing the “paperwork”!
bobpickett1 4 days ago
no job is done until the “paper work” is finished
Ellis97 4 days ago
I always wash my hands.
mrwiskers 4 days ago
Wash hands. Don’t touch face. Keep your distance. Live better.
blairleroys Premium Member 4 days ago
A man from New York was visiting a dude ranch. At dinner time the dude and a cowboy went to the outhouse. The cowboy headed for the crub line. The dude says, where I come from we wash our hands after we go to the restroom. The cowboy says, out here we known how to take a leak with out get it on out hands.
Draway 4 days ago
I waited as long as I could, but no employee showed up, so I washed them myself!
zendog13la 4 days ago
Ya know what I’d like to wash?
I’d like to scrub the unelected Nazi billionaires out of our government.
HA! 4 days ago
Seen in a restaurant bathroom: Employees must stop crying before returning to work.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 days ago
Cops can work from home?
PaintTheDust 4 days ago
Signs of the times… Still, these signs got nothing on the signs over on Adult Children.
olds_cool63 3 days ago
NOT washing hands is just plain FILTHY! Nuff said.
DKHenderson 3 days ago
Charlie Brown wanted to know who made the signs that Snoopy used to carry around. I want to know who does the men’s room signage. (and why don’t we ever get to see signs in the women’s room?)
mafastore 2 days ago
When I used go to work I had a number of accounting clients in the downtown Manhattan jewelry district. This area is heavy with jewelry manufacturers as opposed to midtown 47th street where there are a lot of jewelry sales locations.
Using the bathrooms there, as woman, involved major juggling as often there was no place over the commode due to the ceiling of the room being angled to stand and pee so I didn’t have to sit on the seat. I had one client there who had not had a woman come in since his wife came to see the place when he opened it some decades before – I would have to go to another client and borrow THEIR key as he had no idea where his key was.
And signs in the ladies room were in general written by women who worked in the building and used the bathroom and are along the lines of “Please be neat and wipe the seat.” or the similar “Please be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.”
I have gotten VERY good at peeing standing up due to these and other clients bathrooms – especially in small factories. (Then there was the retail jewelry store client whose store shared the bathroom with the sporting goods store next door. there was a hole in the tiny anteroom between the 2 stores which served as the access to the bathroom which was -literally – about 2 feet across and I had to jump the hole to get to the toilet itself and all was exposed to the basement through the hole.)