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There was a doctor who always stopped at the same bar on his way home from work, and always ordered the same drink – a hazelnut daiquiri. The bartender always had his drink ready when the doctor arrived. One day, when the bartender was making the doctor’s drink, he realized that he was out of hazelnut extract. It was almost time for the doctor to arrive, so the bartender had to think fast. The most similar thing he had was hickory extract, so he used that instead. When the doctor came, the bartender handed him his drink without mentioning that it was different, and hoped that he wouldn’t notice. The doctor took a sip and said “This is good, but you can’t fool me. It isn’t hazelnut daiquiri. What is it?”. The bartender answered “It’s hickory daiquiri, doc.”
Top of the charts from June 29 1969 — The zombies: “Time of the Season” Cue the Music.
It’s the time of the season, When love runs high, In this time, give it to me easy, And let me try with pleasured hands, (To take you in the sun to) promised lands
(To show you every one) (Who’s your daddy?) (He rich?) Is he rich like me?
reminds me of any bar these days. One or two drinks pays for the bottle, the rest is all profit. Bars seem to be only occupied for rich people or kids with no bills. Far cheaper to drink at home and watch TV.
oldpine52 5 days ago
I don’t even want to know where she was carrying those clams.
cracker65 5 days ago
LOL
Purple People Eater 5 days ago
There was a doctor who always stopped at the same bar on his way home from work, and always ordered the same drink – a hazelnut daiquiri. The bartender always had his drink ready when the doctor arrived. One day, when the bartender was making the doctor’s drink, he realized that he was out of hazelnut extract. It was almost time for the doctor to arrive, so the bartender had to think fast. The most similar thing he had was hickory extract, so he used that instead. When the doctor came, the bartender handed him his drink without mentioning that it was different, and hoped that he wouldn’t notice. The doctor took a sip and said “This is good, but you can’t fool me. It isn’t hazelnut daiquiri. What is it?”. The bartender answered “It’s hickory daiquiri, doc.”
blakerl 5 days ago
Top of the charts from June 29 1969 — The zombies: “Time of the Season” Cue the Music.
It’s the time of the season, When love runs high, In this time, give it to me easy, And let me try with pleasured hands, (To take you in the sun to) promised lands(To show you every one) (Who’s your daddy?) (He rich?) Is he rich like me?
sandpiper 5 days ago
Guy knows how to please a customer.
rockyridge1977 5 days ago
She knows her men!!!!!!
Rush Strong Premium Member 5 days ago
This is not a mirage.
Zebrastripes 5 days ago
….as he counts his clams…..LOL
johnaapc 5 days ago
reminds me of any bar these days. One or two drinks pays for the bottle, the rest is all profit. Bars seem to be only occupied for rich people or kids with no bills. Far cheaper to drink at home and watch TV.
scote1379 Premium Member 5 days ago
Way to much money for well booze and fake fruit juice !