Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 21, 2025

Not the worst place to be stuck.

Now, Laura—don’t be like your bratty kid who deserves a good dope-smack on her head!

sharp as a wolf, Adam …. sharp as a wolf…

Summon the fire department and its “Jaws of Life”.

I support the idea of leaving him there.

You can’t leave him there. He’s been drinking coffee and everyone knows you can’t buy coffee, you can only rent it. He will need to use the washroom.

“Should I look up crane rentals?”

Well, better a crane than a stork, at this stage in his life.

See if Crankshaft’s doctor will do a coffee-house call.

Unkind, Laura.

Stay in the booth Adam, away from your snotty daughter.

Katy, you might also consider a back-hoe to get you out of the hole you’ve dug for yourself… ☺

Vibrating phones on his lower back could help.

Hey, when your back is seized up, you don’t want a crane. You want drugs – or a bullet.

Can’t leave him there, Andre says his constant whining is disturbing the customers.

Ethel was right, call the waaa-mbulance. Yeah, yeah, I know all about back seizures being a royal pain, but he’s milking this.

Just take him his bedpan,he’ll be fine.

They should put him on a dolly and wheel him out with a mask on his face a la Hannibal Lechter.