Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 17, 2025

Love is a “dead end” street.

Study hard, little Fluffster. Remember: It is all about the sincerity you bring to the encounter. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

it’s not innate?

Fain to discover the fane which imparts knowledge of how to feign.

Garfield? What up with you?

Cats do not scheme nor lie, they are what they are. Honestly.

How to purrtend to like someone.

The most insulting you can do to any animal is to anthropomorphize it. I don’t even like it when they do it to me and I’m mostly human.

A better book would have been “how to gain a cat’s respect”.

Not popular reading among cats.

There’s a scum opera that could use a cat like that.

It’s called ‘The Lawful and the Awful’.