Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 16, 2025

just a sec … you … drank that without really checking what’s in it, Trout? o_O

I want to know how Agnes molded the bottle. You can’t do that with duct tape and craft scissors…

You are what you chug, in this case a dip.

A dip. Made by a dip.

Cute. But does it come in a diet version?

Today’s bureau monster looks almost human, which is somehow more unsettling…

Same color as Inca Cola in Peru

I like the Agnes-style curl on the bottle.

Trout is brave (and/or stupid).

when she gets a bit older, trout will try the brown acid without a moment’s hesitation… ☺

The feet on the bottle are much shorter than the real things.

Good thing her name is Agnes and not Minnie; she’d never get the trademark.