Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 22, 2025

When you are married, it’s, “yes dear”.

…you shut your pie hole.

As long as the sentence isn’t, “Three to four years in the state prison.”

A match made in heaven

I haven’t spoken to my wife in a very long time. I don’t want to interrupt.

“That’s what she said”…

My ex and I used to finish each other’s sentences, until she was given one for 25 years

I know the Department of Corrections doesn’t allow that in our state.

I hope trump finishes the sentences of the cop killers he freed.