Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 25, 2025

That’s Salmon Dave speaking, of soulman fame.

Paul is just a spawn in the game of life.

if that’s Paul Salmon…

and he’s in troubled water…

where is Art Carpfunkel?

Not only that, they would like to have you over for lunch.

Neither one will make it out alive as they come to the next dam. By the comic rule of law they have to swim up a spellway, and the word is rhododendron,

I guess I’m one of the lucky ones, because I signed up long ago and have still been paying the original rate of $14.99. So if it went up to $19.99, no big deal. I mean, a 30% increase is a lot, but I’m supposedly getting a “break” now.

I assume that, like me, other paid subscribers got the message that our rate will be jacked to $34.99, for magnificent “new” features, that are basically the same as what we have now. Most of which I don’t want or need. That’s a 75% price hike for most subscribers; more than double for folks in my group.

Questions:

1.You OK with this?

2.You willing to send an email to Andrew’s McMeel’s CEO at kmelville@ and let her know?

3.How long until this post gets deleted?

Not a rapid learner.

Paul? Paul? Did you hear me Paul?