Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for February 18, 2025

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    drbee  3 days ago

    A king has to be practical, after all…

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    Uncle Kenny  3 days ago

    To Guantanamo with them!

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    BigDaveGlass  3 days ago

    Vital information.

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    sandpiper  3 days ago

    Definitely apropos

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    constantine48  3 days ago

    Both.

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    oish  3 days ago

    Somewhere, somehow, somebody must have kicked you around some

    Tell me why you want to lay there revel in your abandon

    Honey, it don’t make no difference to me, baby

    Everybody’s had to fight to be free

    don’t have to live like a refugee

    (because that would be in tents)

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    Henwood  3 days ago

    The fink is orange. Did Mexico pay for that gate?

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    brklnbern  3 days ago

    Same problem we have.

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    HskrPhan Premium Member 3 days ago

    Reminds me of the time a walnut tree buyer wanted to buy some trees from our timber. He said that 75% of the tree buyers were crooks. I asked him which one he was. He immediately left without saying another word.

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    brklnbern  3 days ago

    With his leadership a good question. Like in Russia and China refugees only want Out, not In.

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    sincavage05  3 days ago

    We only allow qualified migrants; white, rich and anglosaxon.

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