Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 07, 2025

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    drbee  2 days ago

    As the old joke goes, when God and the Devil were having a dispute, God threatened to sue- and the Devil just laughed, and asked, ‘So where are you going to find a lawyer?’

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    Calvinist1966  2 days ago

    Back in the 1980s, there was an episode of Benson in which an ex-convict revealed that he had turned down the offer of a job in Washington DC. He did this because he felt that moving to Washington would violate the parole regulation about avoiding known criminals.

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    elvira.alejandro  2 days ago

    Unsavory like the T?

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    sandpiper  2 days ago

    Under current circumstances, maybe a cell would be a better home. In a decent jail, I hear one gets 3 hots and a cot.

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    The Orange Mailman  2 days ago

    Okay, two strips made me laugh out loud and this one’s even older than Peanuts.

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    brklnbern  2 days ago

    That’s what I was going to say. Then I’d better get a new lawyer.

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