Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 21, 2025

Considering he is still fully dressed (as far as I can see), have they even left the reception?

She sure has.

Well at least he’s not the worst.

“After we take the launch over to our cruise ship, don’t forget to tip ‘the little man in the boat’.”

But we need to hurry so that we can get back to our spouses in time…

Not sure if that’s a red flag or a yellow flag ?

the honeymooners…

We guys are funny creatures. We want our women to be virginal, but not really. On the other hand we want them to be “women of the world”, except we don’t. We want the best of both but they’re mutually exclusive.

The lady has standards, after all.

I’ve been married twice, argued most of a honeymoon twice. Divorced twice.

So, best ? out of ?

“I’ve had worse, but not with women.”

If you don’t want to know, don’t ask…

She must be a Hollywood celebrity.

She’s been around the block a few times……but he likes experienced women

“Well, the cab ride over here was OK, and the mint on the pillow is a nice touch. However we should get undressed first before I give a further review.”

Not quite as enthusiastic as he had hoped! Great art!

GUY: Am I tall or are you short?

GAL: Why can’t it be both? By the way – if your deodorant ever fails, I’M OUTTA HERE!

Trouble in paradise… again.

Is THAT why you are called “Quickshot”?

Is this the part where we both shout whoopee!?

On my honeymoon moon, almost 50 years ago (I am old), we stayed at an old B and B, 30 miles from home. My bride came into the bedroom and saw me sitting beside the window, (this is true, by the way) and said, “Are you coming to bed?” I replied: “No. My mother said this would be the most beautiful night of my life … so I’m going to stay up and watch it.” Well, I was persuaded to leave the window, but she knew she had married a joker!