Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 23, 2025

It was a Whopper of a mistake

If only …

Uneasy lies the head…

He was about to be flame broiled

didn’t fit

Dairy Queen asked for a divorce.

No respect, I’m alright now, but it was rough yesterday, you can’t open a window and look out without getting mugged, I’m not saying it’s a rough neighborhood.

You want to trade it for a wig and fake eye glasses?!

Popular demand.

Let’s just say trying to be king in America turned out to be a revolting idea.

You cannot wear a crown if you have lost your head.

There’s money to be made in Pitchforks and Torches !

“I no longer needs this, as they are about to crown me.”

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

“The neighbors didn’t like it.”

Didn’t fit properly on molar #14.

Looks like it was a bit too tight.

Are you paying attention, Mr. Trump?

What are you blind?

The peasants are revolting!

May our overly large orange batard realize his mistake.

It doesn’t work anymore……

Forget the return, fry him.

“ I’d like to exchange this for some Crown Royal.”

PERFECT!!

I wish he would return it. I wish the citizenry and the Congress would revolt. He’s steamrolling the country.

Let’s go with “damaged goods.”

If only…..