Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 04, 2025

Just drive him over to Lake Mead – there’s always plenty of water there.

Lake Mead is starting to show some surprising things as water level drops.

Ferris Bueller’s economics teacher has gone to the dark side.

Didn’t y’all subscribe to the new for profit weather app?

Maybe the guy with the high tide chart held the chart upside down.

Waiting for high tide to come in is an even worse way to die.

I said we should just shoot him. But did you listen to me?

Rub out a dum-dum,

A poor schlub in a tub,

And who do you think it to be?

According to Musk, a useless husk

Of a civil service employee.

That guy shouldn’t have made a comment about the Fresh-Pet being kept in the fridge.

Did he forget to carry the two.

“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.” (Peter Clemenza in The Godfather)

A preview of how the U.S. government works. Get rid of the knowledgeable people…..FAFO