JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 05, 2025

I listened to a Philly radio station still talking about the win a year after they won the 2018 super bowl.

Philly fans extreme? That’s like saying water’s wet.

As a Philadelphia native I’ve never understood why we trash our own city even if we win a big match.

Ha, a week later I was at the butcher and he said, “you must be happy!” and I didn’t understand at first..

(I’m in Michigan now and yes, people here are that friendly!)

Super fans are the worst

A typical Eagles fan would be throwing those golf balls at Santa from the stands.

Us New Yorkers gave you Barkley for the bargain price of $1.98.What’s our cut of your victory?

It’s their year, they deserve it

Oh the horror, the blasphemy, the shame!! Inaccurate sports merch!!

Use a sharpie to write NEARLY or some such.

Fan is short for fanatic. Not just an Eagle’s thing.