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I have cut back since retirement. Each morning, I have 2 double espressos, an espresso and steamed milk, and then I am caffeine-free for the rest of the day.
Saves wear and tear on my shoes as my feet rarely hit the ground before noon.
seanfear 1 day ago
man, with that fuel you can plow a field with a yoke attached to your head, alone.
Zykoic 1 day ago
I used to chew Jolt gum. On a visit to the doctor he got concerned about my irregular heartbeat. I stopped the caffeine overdoses.
Jml58 1 day ago
Somedays you should work from home.
NRHAWK Premium Member 1 day ago
That Jolt Cola reference threw me a little and then I saw the 2011 date. So many of these retread comics are still relevant to today’s headlines.
Lady loves a joke 1 day ago
“Some days, I almost need to be hooked up to the car battery”.
PoodleGroomer 1 day ago
He is having a hard time quitting cocaine.
bilbrlsn 1 day ago
I have cut back since retirement. Each morning, I have 2 double espressos, an espresso and steamed milk, and then I am caffeine-free for the rest of the day.
Saves wear and tear on my shoes as my feet rarely hit the ground before noon.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 1 day ago
It’s time to consider an I.V.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 1 day ago
Here’s a novel idea: try getting some sleep at night
MissScarlet Premium Member 1 day ago
He must never leave the bathroom.
Smeagol about 24 hours ago
Now everybody, have you heard, if you’re in the game Then the stroke’s the word… Stroke me Stroke me.
megerkey about 18 hours ago
Why are you not moving around like a hummingbird?
sincavage05 about 18 hours ago
Crystal meth, take care of that for you.