Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 05, 2025

Too much emphasis on “charging” these days.

the Uber fee for a ride from Oz to Kansas would hafta be exorbitant

I never could understand why anyone would want to go back to Kansas.

I’ll use this one I swiped from that wizard guy!

Hi Toto.

well, if you don’t have one, then get used to color, ‘cause you’re not going back to black and white

Credit card is not the problem. She’s had 0 signal bars since arriving at Oz.

There’s no such thing as a good witch.

She left it at home…..so much for clicking the ruby slippers….she’ll just hitch a ride from the Wizard…

There is the good witch, the bad, witch, the dead witch, so this one must be the greedy witch.

While I will probably never get over to Kansas, the band Kansas is coming to Casino Rama this summer so I’ll see them instead.

What’s in your basket?

Not sure you’ll find one that will take you all the way back to Kansas.

Her Chase Starbucks card was discontinued.

“Toto…I don’t think we’re in the 20th century anymore!”