Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 08, 2025

Dirk might be rememberd by his creditors.

Now, was that a knife thing to say?

Just chuck Dirk in a Pitt.

WHO??

Dirk became a legend for all times, with his name used as a verb, adjective, and gerundive by all.

Dirk will be remembered, Lil.

Just stay on script Lil.

Who the hell is Dirk…..LMAO

I’m pretty sure I’ll be forgotten… quickly.

His grave marker will read: “❓”

Dirk who?

Dirk will be remembered for a bizarre funeral featuring an ol’ lady in a 70s smock.

You might know what you’ve remembered but what you don’t know is that your memory can be inaccurate.

Lil must have forgotten to change her clock last night…she thinks it is still Saturday.

I guess we’re on KST now … Koth Savings Time …!

Is Lil OK? She’s been stagnant for a couple of days now. Do we need someone to give HER eulogy?