Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 22, 2025

He’s worse. He doesn’t run out or breath.

Color scheme.

Why pigs should be armed.

Just a big blowhard.

And let the big, bad HOA take care of it.

The real problem is speciesism – no one wants a pig living next door.

But maybe I could pull a few ham-strings.

The Wolf was a Karen. Who knew?

Fortunately, we live in a nice HOA. Some HOAs are run by people who suffer from what I call “Hall Monitor Syndrome.” They are corrupted by the slightest bit of power and abuse it at every opportunity.

Have him inspect the chimney and fireplace.

There’s a HOA in the woods?

He’s more like the pig bad wolf.

He’s that snitch who reported us about the smell of bacon coming from the shed…

A wolf named Karen.

I pay my HOA dues, do not participate in any HOA related activities like voting, events etc and I have a leave me alone attitude. Then there’s the Recreation Center that I pay once a year for, I hate the place so I don’t go there either.

Oh no! The HOA will eat them alive!

actually, the big bad wolf would probly be easier to deal with!

Lawyer on Retainer… now..

This made me snort out loud, Dave!!!