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Nate eats quickly, Francis is rolling his eyes. Nate eats slowly, Francis rolls his eyes. Peirce, crazy idea: the mc’s best friend should like SOMETHING about him.
Nate is right. Especially when you’re on a diet. If you splurge from your diet and have say, a piece of chocolate cake, why inhale it rather than eating it r-e-a-l s-l-o-w and savoring every bite? Much more satisfying that way!
Not funny I didn’t laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up retelling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn’t even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I’m not saying this to be funny genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You’ve single handedly killed humor and every comedic act. Read a book. I’m so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so l can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it and even then all that joke you how to be funny. And even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You’re lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever.
Y’all pls agree with me when I say this but: can the comment section improve or just not be smth like “ToP cOmMeNt cHoOsEs mY nAmE”? It really affects this comic strip’s whole comment section by infecting it with hugely off-topic comments or questions. Pls help the comment section A$AP before it gets completely horrendous and probably even infected by brainrot 9-year olds.
ive been thinking about what the new gocomics will look like, and it says it will have a “modernized comment section”. i hope it will add emojis, but of course trolls could use this to their advantage lol
A̢̩̳ͮ̂̇d̢͔̖̤͍̝ͪ̋ͤ͋̒͝am1θꛨ 6 days ago
‘insert ragebait comment that causes a war’
Spacehog 6 days ago
Doodle sounds like poo poo
TheBestBigNateFan 6 days ago
I feel like Nate can actually be somewhat respected in this strip, instead of Francis rolling his eyes at every thing he says.
codycab 6 days ago
That’s using your doodle…err I mean noodle, Nate!
moai 6 days ago
unrelated, but i feel like it’s been a while since we’ve seen Ellen. Does anyone know the last strip she’s in?
ND Cool Z 6 days ago
It is quite tough, just savoring the puffy deliciousness then BOOM, fire drill at the wrong time
BigNateFanForever1 6 days ago
Nate eats quickly, Francis is rolling his eyes. Nate eats slowly, Francis rolls his eyes. Peirce, crazy idea: the mc’s best friend should like SOMETHING about him.
BenGMan 5 days ago
That’s not a tattoo, it’s a drawing.
Cappy 5 days ago
This strip is trash
#_# 5 days ago
ComicsAreAwsome 5 days ago
ya
Gardengap 5 days ago
Maybe he should’ve eaten it faster on this specific occasion, just saying
Macushlalondra 5 days ago
Nate is right. Especially when you’re on a diet. If you splurge from your diet and have say, a piece of chocolate cake, why inhale it rather than eating it r-e-a-l s-l-o-w and savoring every bite? Much more satisfying that way!
Goat from PBS 5 days ago
Is this arc going anywhere…?
ComicKing456 Premium Member 5 days ago
I bet he spelled it wrong too.
Clarence 5 days ago
A tattoo that won’t last forever
Spitsy. 5 days ago
Not funny I didn’t laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up retelling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn’t even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I’m not saying this to be funny genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You’ve single handedly killed humor and every comedic act. Read a book. I’m so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so l can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it and even then all that joke you how to be funny. And even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You’re lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever.
rockyridge1977 5 days ago
That ole boy has got it bad!!!
elbow macaroni 5 days ago
So tedious…
STUFF ENJOYER 5 days ago
Thou must always savour your favourite food.
markkahler52 5 days ago
Least Nate’s not big on hot wings or chocolate…
minecraftfan01 5 days ago
I unironically have a Family Dollar that sells Cheez Doodles and I got eight bags.
six seven 5 days ago
Y’all pls agree with me when I say this but: can the comment section improve or just not be smth like “ToP cOmMeNt cHoOsEs mY nAmE”? It really affects this comic strip’s whole comment section by infecting it with hugely off-topic comments or questions. Pls help the comment section A$AP before it gets completely horrendous and probably even infected by brainrot 9-year olds.
Pony 5 days ago
You didn’t think he got a real tattoo, did you?
Explorer Mantle 5 days ago
If it was a real tattoo, he would already be in trouble.
The Real Big Nate IV 5 days ago
Poll of The Day: Who is prettier, Jenny or Daisy?
A Dog Lover Like Big Nate 5 days ago
This arc feels a bit stretched
Bob The Cat On Big Nate 5 days ago
CHERISH THE DOODLE
JDK 5 days ago
what is going on in this chat
Martin Booda 5 days ago
“Cherish the doodle” sounds a lot like what Lolly is doing today in 9 Chickweed Lane.
moai 5 days ago
ive been thinking about what the new gocomics will look like, and it says it will have a “modernized comment section”. i hope it will add emojis, but of course trolls could use this to their advantage lol
Gen.Flashman 5 days ago
What will he do when all the artifical coloring/flavoring is banned?
stilldisgruntled 5 days ago
I prefer Doritos
Bêzinho 5 days ago
It is impressive how the comments are bunch of stinkin reviews. Clap clap clap
Jey Uso 5 days ago
Bro needs to chill.
ilcad 5 days ago
Anybody else ship conquest and nate :3