Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 13, 2009

No more tanks for Jake…

That must be the piece de resistance.

Tanks, but no tanks.

Lio should read the label more carefully, he got the conscientious objector model by mistake, he’ll have to mail it to Canada now.

C.O. Jake…

Ah yes, the universal sign for unilateral surrender.

Hmmmm… More like “G.I. Jacques”.

Gi Jake is a member of the American Chickenfoot party! —– Next to be shipped to Lio: French Rifle, good condition, only laid down once.

Coulda been worse; he could have bought this instead.

http://www.jayday.org/archives/bush.jpg

G.I. Jacques is freaking hilarious.

All he is saying is give peace a chance.

Simon-Jester I just checked out your link. Now that is really scary.

Simon_Jester, the only problem with your link is that when you pull the dolls string the only thing it says over and over again is “Mission accomplished.”

Patton once said,” I’d rather have 12 German divisions in front of me than one French division behind me”.

Pookid54: Thanks.

G.I. Jake finally has a tank, and now he wants peace?

If G.I. Jake is 12” high, Lio is about 20-22” tall? Just how old is this kid?

Seems Jake knows Lio too well. He is just making sure he is not around when Lio starts getting “creative”

Thank you all SO much for the ignorant anti-French humor. Go read some history, please.

It’s not “all” of us, Raven. Don’t be smallminded in response to smallmindedness.

HOORAY for Jake! I hope Lio learns his lesson. I guess Jake just came back from one-too-many-tours in the Middle East.

“All we are saying… Is give peace a chance”

Ahh poor Lio, he got a defective soldier. Don’t ask, don’t tell shouldn’t extend to toys.

GI Jake has other priorities than military service.

@SimonJester: Do you know if the Bush action figure comes with reusable “Mission Accomplished” banner?

Lio is old enough to go to school, judging by subject matters shown, I would say 3rd grade, making Lio @ eight.

Don’t ask, Lio.. and Jake won’t tell.

I love that world change like it… ;) But sadly the people still being idiot. ;)

G.I. Jake: a real American hero. 8)

Gonna lay down my sword and shield, Down by the riverside…