Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for March 21, 2025

Just as this strip needs a better writer!

Charlie Chan’s son makes a guest appearance. Starring Keye Luke or one a them other guys.

Playing the coroner will be Mel Blanc, who will have a conversation about seeing if Jeff is actually dead.

See? So?? …. (siiiiiigh…) please, nobody sue.

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A full classics update for the 21st is available, tickets to this train are still basically free. Which would please Mr. Benny:

The Lusty Detective sounds more like a Barbara Cartland novel, but Spud finds himself one of the fire starters, although I doubt anyone’s gonna pin a crime on THIS suspect.

I don’t know if there’s any precedent for bear-induced visions out in the old West, but it seems like ‘bad medicine’ for Quyat to suddenly trigger memories of his life before Conniption.

It’s time for “Brenda” (Kolina) to put her impersonation to the test, and she couldn’t ask for a bigger break to find Queen Vallorie right off the bat. Too bad she’s overwhelmed with fear when the purse-sized pooches pick up the wrong scent, and attack before she can get in the door.

Is what Zeb’s been making gasoline? Has he switched his moonshine formula at all, or is he just selling his product to a new market?? Either way, it’s safe to say that the government isn’t getting their cut of these sales, no matter what you call it. Better get out of there before the place gets raided, Walt.

And get someone to administer last rites to this strip.

Guy resembles jerry Colonna!, all he need is the mustache!

This is moving at the pace of a dead snail.

If the coroner is a Munchkin I’m outta here…

Are Judy and Gideon still married?Is Gideon still a donut tycoon?

Even money this ends up being a dream and Walt Wallet never left his easy chair?

You rang?