Monty by Jim Meddick for March 25, 2025

“On the Job,” featuring Pilsner.

Cold water…

That’s not going on my bucket list

Crude, but effective

Looks like a bucket of milk to me.

Why does he even have an alarm clock? Does he work somewhere?

Who gets up at 7:00? People who don’t own dogs! 6 for me every morning, and sometimes I get woofed at to move it!

Let the colorists know water should be a shade of blue in comic strips.

Better water than fire

My sister used to keep some marbles in the freezer. If her boys weren’t up, she’d dump the marbles by their pillows, and they’d roll to the lowest part of the bed. After the first time, all she had to do was shake the can she kept them in.

A week early.

And at summer camp some of the more ornery boys used to wait until one boy was fast asleep and then dip the fingers of one hand into a bowl of warm water…

Aw, Moondog wet the bed again.

Pilsner has opposable thumbs? :)

sunglasses to bed? the Fonz ain’t got nuthin’ on Moondog

that would be a real game changer lol