Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 20, 2025

“Fryer’s” Club.

Recruitment for the Hellfire Club is now open.

Come on, stop monking around!

If he is successful, it could be considered a miracle which would accelerate the canonization process.

Check out Paul’s letters in the New Testament. He wrote to the saints, and they were not dead. We would be better off using the definition of saint as used in scripture.

Ah, Yes. Jolly old Saint Corpse.

Did he get drafted by New Orleans NFL team?

What will happen to the ring that will appear on top of your head?

No ego here!!

I’ll have to warn the head Monk…..to enlist another wine maker

We have a priest in the family. I said, “you could be a saint one day”. He just smiled and said “It’s not the easy”.

great suggestion. Send it to the DOGE!

If the bishop finds out what you are doing, you won’t be faking it.

oh the irony

Actually saintly persons didn’t usually live to an old age . They were worth more as relics in pieces to increase tourism and bring in more money

If you had accepted Jesus’ free gift of salvation, you would already be a saint.

It’ll be martyr in the first degree.

That wouldn’t be very saintly.

But doesn’t a saint’s death have to be agonizingly gruesome? Are you up to being burned, clubbed, and stabbed, and after the beheading picking up your own head and walking around with it?

Switch to Buddhism. They have living saints.