Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 22, 2025

Sure, Doc, as soon as I take your blood pressure.

Stop talking, I can’t hear your lungs.

I think she’s checking area X that marks the Xavier Musketeer spot or ‘Gate 73’ for Frank Bullitt.

Yeah, Doc, next she’s going to tell you to lose some weight.

Wait ’til he gets her bill!!!

“The Dream Team.” In the movie Christopher Lloyd plays an asylum inmate who thinks he’s the psychiatrist.

Appears to be a Son to Mother moment. Her therapy group is the My Son the Doctor Share Pod.

Some people can’t help themselves.

I had some minor upper body surgery earlier in the week, and for some reason they put a cold pad on my leg. I asked if they keep those in the same place they keep the stethoscopes. The nurse said, Oh, you mean the refrigerator? I KNEW it!

(I have a follow up next month, going to ask the purpose of the cold pad.)

Give the nice doctor back his stethoscope.

Patient’s is a virtue.

Moms can’t help themselves at times….

Some are driven to serve,

Why does he just need the stethoscope back? I would think he would want the whole stethoscope.

Old joke (sorry if too crude):Man goes in for his annual physical.

Doc says, “You’ve got to stop masturbating.”

“But why, Doc?”

“Because I need to examine you now.”

What FaceBook grandma does on her day off? ;-)

Once a mother always a mother. ;)