WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 26, 2025

Everything in moderation – including moderation.

Delivering pizza—collecting souls.

Why doesn’t Death talk LIKE THIS?

The question is: what do they put in the pizzas?

That’s not what I meant when I ordered a combo.

Sometimes he gets to complete (kill) two tasks with one visit.

Be ready to answer that door, or your order will be returned; death waits for no man.

2 pizzas, double salmonella! Don’t forget to tip!

Last I heard, life expectancy was still down from Covid, not quite back up from before.

Don’t short change him on the tip.

Must be anchovies. :)

Eat enough pizza and you won’t live too long!