Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 18, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 8 hours ago

    No soap dispenser, no towels or hand dryer. Not gonna happen.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 8 hours ago

    On my way to Vancouver for a vacation we had a short stopover in Seattle. In the airport I used the Men’s room and saw a sign reading: YOU ARE REQUIRED TO WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK

    Heck, I thought, then I’ve got a couple of weeks.

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    MeanBob Premium Member about 8 hours ago

    I used a public restroom and a guy told me, “In the Navy, they taught me to wash my hands” I told him when I was a kid, my parents taught me not to pee on my hands.

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    uniquename  33 minutes ago

    When I was young, it was my dad instead of my mom.

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