Fred Basset by Alex Graham for March 25, 2025

Maybe you can eat from his golf shoes Fred!

Hmmm! It’s not like he couldn’t have found something else to use for that varnish. That’s just rude and disrespectful. Go dig up his garden or something.

I can’t believe Mr. Dear would stoop so low!!!!!!

Take the bowl outside and bury it!

Maybe they’ve bought a new bowl with your name on it.

Hmmm, his golf shoes are right outside the door, and I know you are just hoping for an excuse to dig a hole!

I hope Fred gets a new bowl out of this.

Not bowled over with this one.

I hope he gets you a new bowl now Fred

Geez dude, you could kill him! That’s awful! Would be a terrible end…but a beautiful finish

Hummmm … This does not compute ;-)

How dreadful! So sorry, Fred!

Mr Dear isn’t too bright Fred.

Well Mr. (not very) Dear, I hope you will be buying Fred a brand-new bowl after you’ve contaminated his feeding dish with a toxic substance!

Now Fred gets a new bowl. I can’t imagine that bowl will ever be clean enough for food or water.

Poor Fred. I’m beginning to wonder about Mr. Dear

It’s OK, varnish has all the proper vitamins and minerals. After it dries anyway.

Someone needs to varnish his brain. Maybe that’ll stop the weirdly evil thoughts from getting out.

What is wrong with Mr. Dear anyway? Unless Fred’s bowl is the only one in the entire house, Dear is behaving like an a—.

Ooh, ick! Varnish is gonna kill that dog dish!

That is pretty nervy. I’m sure Mr. Dear could have used something other than Fred’s water dish, even though it’s upside down.

I hope this means you’re getting a brand new dish. Mr. Dear has ruined thst one. Sometimes he’s an idiot.

Mr. Dear is Totally out of character today. He’s more like Mr. Bean…

“NEW” bowl time ….. Fred …. :)

Bite his ankle.

Mrs. Dear wouldn’t let him use the good china.

Looks like Fred may be getting a new dog food or water dish, I hope they get him a fancy one.

How dare he?!?!?!?!?

You know what varnish is made from don’t you?