That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 18, 2025

Why does she need a mask? Does she think anybody will be looking at her face?

/// “Who’s that stunning girl?” all the men asked.

Elke, at home now After the Masked

Ball here studies her form.

(Being nude is her norm.)

In the males’ admiration she basked.

Mary was too embarrassed to look at naked people, so whenever she wanted to admire her own body in the mirror, she always wore a mask so she wouldn’t know who it was.

Helen thought she could remain an unknown at the party, but the mole on her right buttock gave her away.

If only she had bought pantyhose, she thought.

“Does this mask make my butt look big?”

She flaunts her protruding posterior/

With a confidence that it’s superior/

And I’ve got to admit/

I’m quite taken with it/

And I hope that she comes even nearier..

Typical blonde trying to wipe a smudge on the mirror that’s preventing her from seeing her eyes.

1916: ‘twas made for the “Mensch-es”/

Who were trapped in the Western Front trenches/

Where the muck and the stench is/

And where fighting the French is/

To remind them of the Fatherland’s wenches..

Her gown was made by the same company that made the Emperor’s New Clothes. Interesting fact: the same company also made Wonder Woman’s jet.

Yvonne Craig as a blonde. Looks good off her.

’’Interview’s over….you’re hired. Do you do dishes? Not that it matters mind you.’’

Perfect disguise for robbing the bank, no one will remember the face

WoW!! Side boob yesterday and more side boob on Tuesday, not to mention the wonderful derriere!!! Going to be a good week, LOL.