Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for June 25, 2009

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    drdougsteward  over 15 years ago

    Secrete them?

    Secret.

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    ChiehHsia  over 15 years ago

    If he’s eating the whole cow, he is NOT keeping kosher. I’m just sayin’.

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago

    I have the strength of fifty chocolate trees.

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    Secrete is used correctly.

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    princepavel  over 15 years ago

    hey , slug, better secrete than excrete!as for quantity strenth…I’d settle for ther strenth of just ONE of Mr. Tesla’s ham sandwiches (see the New Adventures of Queen Victoria)

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    BarrettH Premium Member over 15 years ago

    se·crete

    To conceal in a hiding place; cache. To steal secretly; filch.

    and LOL@ “I have the strength of 138 chickens and four whole cows”

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    mlevinsongocomics  over 15 years ago

    I don’t believe that anyone with a mullet keeps kosher.

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 15 years ago

    That garment seems to be good at repelling other things, as well.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 15 years ago

    …i collect sayings like,”I just want to stab you so much,”….

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    Me_Again  about 14 years ago

    I have the strength of a LOT of asparagus…

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