Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 10, 2010

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    Yeah!

    Yee Haw!

    –Ya little prairie poop.

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    The original king of the hill.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    I was in Texas for 1 hour, 37 &1/2 minutes. Rental cars don’t go very fast.

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    Ray_C  over 14 years ago

    The main problem with Texas is that it’s just too damm close to Oklahoma.

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    RavennaAl  over 14 years ago

    Texas…. where there’s miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles.

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    MisngNOLA  over 14 years ago

    Texas always brags about how big their state is and all. They don’t remember that Louisiana would encompass almost 1/3 of the entire US including that “panhandle thing” from Texas if they hadn’t busted it up like they did.

    http://www.gatewayno.com/history/images/la-purchase-large.jpg

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    AArdvarks always lead the way when the class is seated alphabetically.

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    rayannina  over 14 years ago

    Yep, nothing is inevitable except death and Texans.

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    pamlicorat  over 14 years ago

    freeholder1 I believe the delegate is an armadillo.

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    jeffreydahn  over 14 years ago

    And a Texan is just a Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.

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    tcolkett  over 14 years ago

    from an Alaskan to Texas, “better stop bragging about your size or we’ll divide in half and make you the third largest state!”

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    Droptma Styx  over 14 years ago

    So this Texan goes to Israel and visits a farm, and is amazed at how small it was. He says to the farmer, “Why mah spread back in Texas, Ah’d be at one end at the crack o’ dawn and git in mah car and drahve and drahve all day and Ah wouldn’t git to th’ other end until sunset. The Israeli farmer thought for a minute and said, “I used to have a car like that.”

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    txmystic  over 14 years ago

    uh huh…I expected to see the comments riddled with jealous furiners (W’s greatest gift to the lingo, IMNSHO)…

    TEXAS FTW!!
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    txmystic  over 14 years ago

    …ya little prairie poops…

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    John Phelps  over 14 years ago

    I’m with ya there, txmystic. Them are just jealous. ;)

    <– Native Texan

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    mrkiko  over 14 years ago

    That’s one ugly hat.

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    ChiehHsia  over 14 years ago

    RayC - those of us from Oklahoma concur wholeheartedly with your statement, although I believe we place a slightly different emphasis on it.

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    Ray_C  over 14 years ago

    I can’t take any exception to that at all, Orgelspieler. Maybe we could start in on the Canadians next, eh? Anybody who puts vinegar on their fries has got to be kiddable.

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    Yukoneric  over 14 years ago

    Try three days in an unairconditioned school bus headed from CO to Mexico.

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    llong65  over 14 years ago

    AArdvark……don’t they call them speed bumps in Texas?

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Dang, I missed the shell. Definitely a speed bump, pam. Still doesn’t change my original comment. Just means it has nothing to do with the cartoon. ;-)

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    runninanreadin  over 14 years ago

    “Texas used to be the largest state, but because of Alaska, it no longer is. Texans are still very touchy about this, so you should be sensitive when you discuss it with them. ‘What a large state this is, despite being nowhere NEAR as large as Alaska!’ is a sensitive remark you might want to make….Texas also contains many scenic hills and rivers, although nothing like what you see in Alaska.* The Official State Symptom is irregularity.

    *Which is much larger than Texas.”

    Dave Barry’s Only Travel Guide You’ll Ever Need
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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    Am I the only one who just wants to grab that big, ugly hat by the brim and shove it down over his head?

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    pbarnrob  over 14 years ago

    ^Whereupon he comments “MMPHRPH! MRPQBZM!” Most satisfying.

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