Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 23, 2013

biggist tv blunder in historyand down in hell, al copone laughed his horns off

Hmm! Dessert! Would have been better de-boned, however….

“Who let this noodle in here?” Best line!

I’m just glad Geraldo survived to publish the single-most legendary journalism piece ever…his selfie

Eesh… I remember when Geraldo opened that vault. I can’t remember whose it was, though… was it Al Capone’s? I remember all they found were some glass bottles.

Giant Purple Snorklewackers have no respect for the media… or no respect for Geraldo specifically?

Ugh! He swallowed that huge mustache?!?

So, Al Capone’s vault WAS hidden in Binkley’s Anxiety Closet. Nice to see that Geraldo was able to get to the bottom (of the monster).

I bet that Giant Purple Snorklewackers has some serious indigestion later.

Lo these many years later and Bloom County is still relevant.

It’s actually spelled “just deserts.” Unexpected, given the pronunciation, but true.