Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 09, 2013

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    LeslieBark  almost 11 years ago

    My answers: Yes. No. Yes. Goodbye.

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    Opus Croakus  almost 11 years ago

    Years ago my uncle had a German Shepherd and was expecting his brother, who the dog loved. He heard a knock and when he opened the door he jokingly said “Truman, kill!” Cut to a very frightened Jehovah’s Witness running away.

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    Wren Fahel  almost 11 years ago

    Just as my husband, daughters and I were leaving my brother’s house, a JW approached us. He gave us his general opening statement and I proceeded to evangelize to him, giving him my testimony. Surprised and disappointed, he slunk away.

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    dorotheac928  almost 11 years ago

    Our minister kept a pile of Baptist literature by the door. He’d offer some to JWs, LDSs, and other door to door religion hawkers. They tended to leave rather promptly without making their pitch.

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    Sisyphos  almost 11 years ago

    Okay, that’s it! Binkley to Bolivia!

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    chris_o42  almost 11 years ago

    I just tell them I am a practicing Druid.

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    crabbear  almost 11 years ago

    Berkeley is hands down the best and has been for years. I love what he does!!!!!

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    sbchamp  almost 11 years ago

    Good morningNo, thank youTa

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    e.groves  almost 11 years ago

    Be polite. Just no thanks does it for me.

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    Doctor Go  almost 11 years ago

    Send him to Belize instead…

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    shipl14  almost 11 years ago

    Or Mormons

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    woodwork  almost 11 years ago

    JWs don’t argue or “slink away”. They are there to offer quality and accurate Bible information, and do not “sell”door-to-door. If you guys would listen and researce whatthey are trying to tell you, you might form a different opinion.

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    krisjackson01  almost 11 years ago

    I don’t want you to waste your time here. I want you to waste your time somewhere else.

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    Catherine Spencer-Mills Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    @furnituremaker – my sister is JW and has been trying to convert me for years. I listened some – enough to know it is total bulloney. What I do is let the dogs out in the front yard. I have 3 bouncy Australian Shepherds who would probably lick them to death if they opened the gate. They don’t even get near the fence.

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    shipl14  almost 11 years ago

    JW’s theology is much more Orthodox than the Mormons.

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    tigerchik32  almost 11 years ago

    When I was a kid, my best friend’s cousin was a JW. She lived down the street from me and never once tried to force her faith on me

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    Bman653850  almost 11 years ago

    Funny thing about Jehovah’s Witnesses; even their name is wrong. “Jehovah” is actually a mistranslation of Yahweh. Try that on them when they come to the door.

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