Years ago my uncle had a German Shepherd and was expecting his brother, who the dog loved. He heard a knock and when he opened the door he jokingly said “Truman, kill!” Cut to a very frightened Jehovah’s Witness running away.
Just as my husband, daughters and I were leaving my brother’s house, a JW approached us. He gave us his general opening statement and I proceeded to evangelize to him, giving him my testimony. Surprised and disappointed, he slunk away.
Our minister kept a pile of Baptist literature by the door. He’d offer some to JWs, LDSs, and other door to door religion hawkers. They tended to leave rather promptly without making their pitch.
JWs don’t argue or “slink away”. They are there to offer quality and accurate Bible information, and do not “sell”door-to-door. If you guys would listen and researce whatthey are trying to tell you, you might form a different opinion.
@furnituremaker – my sister is JW and has been trying to convert me for years. I listened some – enough to know it is total bulloney. What I do is let the dogs out in the front yard. I have 3 bouncy Australian Shepherds who would probably lick them to death if they opened the gate. They don’t even get near the fence.
Funny thing about Jehovah’s Witnesses; even their name is wrong. “Jehovah” is actually a mistranslation of Yahweh. Try that on them when they come to the door.
LeslieBark almost 11 years ago
My answers: Yes. No. Yes. Goodbye.
Opus Croakus almost 11 years ago
Years ago my uncle had a German Shepherd and was expecting his brother, who the dog loved. He heard a knock and when he opened the door he jokingly said “Truman, kill!” Cut to a very frightened Jehovah’s Witness running away.
Wren Fahel almost 11 years ago
Just as my husband, daughters and I were leaving my brother’s house, a JW approached us. He gave us his general opening statement and I proceeded to evangelize to him, giving him my testimony. Surprised and disappointed, he slunk away.
dorotheac928 almost 11 years ago
Our minister kept a pile of Baptist literature by the door. He’d offer some to JWs, LDSs, and other door to door religion hawkers. They tended to leave rather promptly without making their pitch.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Okay, that’s it! Binkley to Bolivia!
chris_o42 almost 11 years ago
I just tell them I am a practicing Druid.
crabbear almost 11 years ago
Berkeley is hands down the best and has been for years. I love what he does!!!!!
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
Good morningNo, thank youTa
e.groves almost 11 years ago
Be polite. Just no thanks does it for me.
Doctor Go almost 11 years ago
Send him to Belize instead…
shipl14 almost 11 years ago
Or Mormons
woodwork almost 11 years ago
JWs don’t argue or “slink away”. They are there to offer quality and accurate Bible information, and do not “sell”door-to-door. If you guys would listen and researce whatthey are trying to tell you, you might form a different opinion.
krisjackson01 almost 11 years ago
I don’t want you to waste your time here. I want you to waste your time somewhere else.
Catherine Spencer-Mills Premium Member almost 11 years ago
@furnituremaker – my sister is JW and has been trying to convert me for years. I listened some – enough to know it is total bulloney. What I do is let the dogs out in the front yard. I have 3 bouncy Australian Shepherds who would probably lick them to death if they opened the gate. They don’t even get near the fence.
shipl14 almost 11 years ago
JW’s theology is much more Orthodox than the Mormons.
tigerchik32 almost 11 years ago
When I was a kid, my best friend’s cousin was a JW. She lived down the street from me and never once tried to force her faith on me
Bman653850 almost 11 years ago
Funny thing about Jehovah’s Witnesses; even their name is wrong. “Jehovah” is actually a mistranslation of Yahweh. Try that on them when they come to the door.