Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 01, 2014

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 10 years ago

    I’d call it a hazard to navigation. The bay is pretty shallow in spots,

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    Well, whaddya know, Pig-Face, the massively mass murderer, is named Reginald! And Good Steve? He ought to be disbarred for failing to provide the best defense he could (which is the defense lawyer’s professional obligation). And slapped upside the head….

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    biglar  over 10 years ago

    One of my favorite lines in this regard is from “Liar Liar” with Jim Cary:

    A repeat-offender calls the defender’s office wanting to know what he has to do to stay out of jail. Jim’s character grabs the phone and yells “STOP BREAKING THE LAW $! %$# !!!”

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    Wren Fahel  over 10 years ago

    Oooooo! Good one!

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    tripwire45  over 10 years ago

    Steve needs to find a new job. Maybe something in the Peace Corps.

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    ssfqwerty  over 10 years ago

    Lawyers should be illegal.

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    sbchamp  over 10 years ago

    Denny Crane!

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    kittenpah  over 10 years ago

    He stabbed them with moose antlers? Moose antlers aren’t particularly pointy. Also, our killer seems awfully mild now.

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    Mitchtheone  over 10 years ago

    What do you call a successful lawyer. An ambulance chaser. What do you call lawyer who is not successful. A politician.

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