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Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped up dirty birdy feet.
A one pound jar of all purpose porpoise pus
Swimming in pink lemonade.
Scab sandwich, spit on top
Monkey vomit, camel snot
Eagle eye and cookie goo
Johnnydoc5, I meant to tell you I am glad you like your name ( : & also I admire your ability to resist temptation. (I looked, that will be a lesson to me.)
chicken fried steak with country fries
Hemplers bacon with organic eggs, hashbrowns and wheat toast.
Homemade granola.
Hemplerâs ham and eggs with roasted red peppers.
Okay these two post and run so I donât want to miss them:
Akenta I want to thank you because the first thing I saw when I went to remove my post was my boldprint name which tempted me into reading the comments I had not meant to read. That your immediate response would be to take the time to look for a reason I had a problem and address that - well thank you.
Doctor Toon I want to thank you because I know you are going thru a hard time (yeah I have still not looked to find out exactly what because it would make feel squidgey), and yet you offered a piece of your life to comfort me.
Everyone else, the support was amazing and I really appreciate no one making a big deal. Thank you.
Good Morning Everyone!Johnny, Iâm sending you a cookbook for your bday.
Cleo, eggs, hashbrowns and wheat toast, please and thank you.
JFri, happy camping!
Did Wink name him Pete because it rhymes with eat?
Lewreader I am so glad someone recognized the song. I was begining to think I was the odd one. In an effort to be an influence hereâs the whole song:
Gopher Guts
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Little birdies dirty feet,
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
And I forgot my spoon!
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Itsy bitsy birdie feet,
French fried eye-balls,
Rolling down a muddy street,
And I forgot my spoon.
(pause)
But I got my straw!
Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Saturated birdy feet,
All wrapped up in
All purpose porpoise pus.
And me without a spoon!
Gee whiz! (but Iâve got a straw)
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped up dirty birdy feet.
A one pound jar of all purpose porpoise pus
Swimming in pink lemonade.
Scab sandwich, spit on top
Monkey vomit, camel snot
Eagle eye and cookie goo
Made a sandwich just for you.
The sandwich goes to Lewreader who forgot his spoon. Fortunately, Iâve brought enough silverware, dishes and glasses for everyone else!
To qoute Capt Herb on the radio and on TV, âGo Morning and Good Drivingâ. That is, if you can put up with all the snow, and the âblack iceâ on the roadways here in south metro Atanta this morning and everywhere else. For you here in Atlanta, this is second time (in a month) that it snowed here in south Atlanta. And if thereâs anyone would reading this posting in my ex-home of Savannah,GA (my birthplace) you werenât spared either! Again, Good Morning.
good morningâŠOops, sorry. Caps on the start every new sentence. Again, Good Morning everyone. LoneWolf, Marg, LVH8, and Josh. Josh, snow is no big thing here in Colorado. I LIKE IT! Sorry, pardon my excitement. Itâs an excuse for me to go ice-skating on the nearby frozen ponds and do some skating routines I like. Iâd tell you more, but my favorite TV shows are coming on two hours for now (Fairly OddParents, SpongeBob, etc). So later, everyone!
Ironically, I didnât get to last nightâs last discusion of religious protocol because I was still contemptlating the offensive religious discussion.
Shika and Bunnyface I thank you for the discusion that resulted in me coming up with a variation of the discussed quote that works for me personally. The final result can be seen in my profile if anyone cares to look.
And compliments on my avatar are always welcome. The little guy is Fred. He has been my friend for several years. Please refrain from mentioning the words imaginary or hallucination in front of him because he tends to get upset.
Tabby Lynn, Dry and Cleokaya I apologize that the location of the conversation was offensive to you and appreciate you making how strong your feelings on this are known.
I also apologize to anyone else who was offended by the location of the conversation.
Doctor Toon I thank you for your indulgence of people who may not always stand up to your personal standards, and thank you for the location of a sight where I might indulge my curiousity about things I may not know about.
I also try not to be judgmental and even offered advice on it to someone yesterday. I posted a dirty joke! And a morbid joke! Iâve been really outrageous at Non Sequitor and Birdbrains.
My brain has been fuzzy, like just spacing off and I am afraid yesterday everything I said seemed hilarious (to me). I really hope other people agree.
I wish I was a little better about that often. But the dirty joke could be told to a 3 year old and the morbid joke fit in with the motiff of the graveyard.
Would like your opinion on final results: could you just say like it or dislike it
I used to work with developmentally disabled adults for over 7 years they also mostly had two or three other diagnosis as well I learned a great deal from them. And my outrageousness made me a great favorite especially with the troublemakers. Also I know they could tell who was faking liking them as well.
Actually, I donât know how you can go through life without making judgements of one sort or another so I guess trying not to be judgemental for me would be wrong. (Can we count this as Philosiphical?)
Yeah, I think that is about right. One of the things my clients were really good about teaching me was that it was okay not to like certain things about a person and still like the whole person. Actually, I knew it before but they really brought it through to me.
Cleo thank you for telling me and I meant offended that we broke the rule just to be clear but I am glad we did not truly offend you. I hope you feel you can just tell me something before it gets blown out of proportion.
Doctor Toon It is really hard to tell. I just loved my clients that liked to yell, and steal and demand and be snotty though. Guess thatâs just me. I really think that the behavior displayed is directly related to how they are treated. I worked with several clients with major issues like head banging that were great for me but lousy for someone else.
Iâm sorry about the weather Quaby I donât suppose you would appreciate hearing how the ground is wet here and I can only have the window open about three inches before it starts to get to cold?
I apologize for overreacting, not that itâs an excuse but one of the challenges of mental illness is it makes you overemotional and lowers your impulse control at times, and for me this is one of those times. I try but it doesnât always work as well as I would like. And even the positive is hard to deal with.
If anyone has any questions about it, when I am on a more even level I wonât mind answering questions in a designated spot or time so those who donât want to know donât have to. It can just be general questions and I will share what I know. One of the saddest things is the number of people who donât even try to get help because of ignorance and prejudice.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time youâre standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
Youâve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other peopleâs fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
Youâre so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You donât sweat, you percolate.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize itâs not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
Youâve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You donât even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when youâre parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
You havenât blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
WARNING:
On a childâs Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! Thatâs right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Aries (3/21-4/19): âDear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!â
Taurus (4/20-5/20): âGod, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET.â
Gemini (5/21-6/20): âYo GodâŠ(or is it Goddess?)âŠWho are you?âŠWhat are you?âŠ..Where are You?âŠ..How many of you ARE there? I canât figure you out!â
Cancer (6/21â7/22): âDear Daddy, I know I shouldnât depend on you so much, but youâre the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners.â
Leo (7/23â8/22): âHi Pop! Iâll bet youâre really proud to have me as your kid!â
Virgo (8/23â9/22): âDear God, please make the world a better place, and donât screw it up like you did the last time.â
Libra (9/23â10/22): âDear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?â
Scorpio (10/23â11/21): âDear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bliips donât deserve it.â
Sagittarius (11/22â12/21): âOH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF IâVE ASKED YOU ONCE, IâVE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMESâ HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!!â
Capricorn (12/22â1/19): âDear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway.â
Aquarius (1/20â2/18): âHi God! Some say youâre a man. Some say youâre a woman. I say weâre ALL God. So, why pray? Letâs have a party!â
Pisces (2/19â3/20): âHeavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory.â
A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
A young child is a noise with dirt on it.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children.
If you have trouble getting your childrenâs attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
You can learn many things from children⊠like how much patience you have.
Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.
Dry what are we to do today? i have to leave soon to go see a friend, so that means i have to get dressed. do you think you can handle it by yourself today???? i love you
Thereâs still snow on the ground! MY past experiences have had the snow melted by around 9am or so. Itâs 11am and still thick. You can see it melting on the trees, though, and the back yard is going to be a lake.
Now this is Global Warming at itâs finest.
Iâm preparing fish (tipala), rice a roni and beets. Iâll sound the gong when lunch is served in the Big Top
Wicked Work Week. Twisted my right knee getting into the car Monday night, still limping today. No matter what I did, I was behind at work. If I did the AES I should be doing Cargo Smart Bookings, If I was reading emails I should have been doing the AES. Sigh I just kept plowing on as much as possible.
Iâm off on Monday, wooo whoo I want to get the chifarobe moved into the library (staging area) so I can clean the corner where my jewelry stuff will be stashed. I hope to be able to buy another shelving unitâŠIâll know if it is possible when I figure my taxes.
hi Quaby still keeping the good thoughts in mind on your behalf. hi Tabby, cleo, LuvH8 & Dry. nice to see you all again. my two weeks without a break is finally over. maybe now i can catch up with all of my toons. of course, with the Olympics on iâll probably be spending some time in front of the tube as well. time for the tour!
Yguy I suspect something is going to come of this Luge incident, esp. since the day before, the American team said the course wasnât quite right after the 11th turn. What a shame for that poor man and his family.
i know itâs news, but does TV have to keep showing it over and over? youâd think people would understand the idea that he crashed and was killed without having to see it repeatedly.
My wife and I were sitting in the hot tub and she said âI donât know why the newspaper had to show a photo of the luge victim seconds before he died. Why didnât they just show a publicity photo of him instead.
This was a perfect snow, and now itâs going. I see grass again.
I took pictures and posted them on my facebook page. And if I could figure out how to get a photo in this space, I would. Believe me, Iâve Tried!
Jeff & I went out walking during the snow event - held hands, got all silly, then threw snow all over each other. I forgot to wear a hat, and my greying hair was covered in white. It was a great evening!
JDoc & Dry i am selective in which sports i watch at olympics (hockey and curling for example, and sometimes the speed skating or the alpine skiing) but i also wind up seeing sports because theyâre on, and getting caught up in the moment as well.
yyyguy thanks for the good thoughts. My cube partner will be back Tuesday so it should get better. My supervisor will also be backâŠ.sheâs easier to work with âcause sheâs not in meetings when youâre dying in the queue. I also see the doctor Tuesday morning for my checkup re happy pills and blood pressure meds.
celecca gray hair? May one inquire your age in Terran years? I will admit Iâm in your neck of the woods in the armpit of the universe, South Carolina.
Hi, serena & Quaby. I need to start on my momâs tax return, I think I have everything I need to do that. Iâm still waiting on the CPA to do the trustâs return, before I can do my husbandâs & mine. Not looking forward to doing it, although I think it wonât be that complicated compared to other years.
I sprained my ankle yesterday, and so Iâm supposed to keep it elevated. But with laundry to do, Iâm only doing it part of the time. I thought about moving my laptop so I could use it at the recliner, but it seemed too big of a hassle, so havenât bothered.
My new-to-me, but used, PT Cruiser broke down yesterday, it is a timing belt. My hubby thought heâd fix it, but has decided we need to put in on our trailer and take to someone else. Not a great day, but thatâs life.
this is so imbarsing but funny all at once. so i just got home and have not eatten most of the day. well i went to the restrant down the road and got a larg fried rice. it feeds a family of 4. well i downed it in about 10 mins. I WAS HUNGRY! and the fact that it doesnt hurt my braces was even better
Yguy I take exception to that statement!. :-D I was looking up a recipe for tmr. thought Iâd pop in to see what was up. Not much! Womenâs hockey, huh? ;-)
Cleo, I went kayaking yesterday on Watson, and it was lovely. The lake is so full right now. The Verde River Challenge is march 27th, so I figured Iâd better start practicing. ;-)
celecca Iâm on the coast, north of 526 . If you come down to Charleston you have to go to the Green Dragon. They have every delica color available as well as a large selection of 11âs and 15âs. Gailâs Beads is nearby for the stones, crystals and such.
The most important part of throwing snowballs is knowing which direction to do it.
Are there any good bead stores in the Columbia area? I donât have $$ yetâŠbut one dayâŠâŠâŠâŠ
Cats donât like either. Although we had one cat who thought the beach was one gigantic kitty pan. And she sometimes would go down to the water when it was calm to drink and look for dead fish. She liked to drop those in my lap.
Busy all day with Monkey 2 & sleep (yeah!), leaving to spend time with Monkeyâs Gma.
Why?Why?Why?guy (Oh, I like that, would it be okay if I called you that?) I had read on your profile that you were an uncle, when I decided to officially start referring to my children in monkey designations it occurred the two collided and I realized (spelling?) that for over 17 years I had been calling my brothers Monkeyâs Uncles and no one realized it. Ah, ha ha haaa! Have missed typing with you.
Does anyone know where that phrase came from and exactly what it means? (I also realized I donât have a clue.)
Johnnydoc5 & Oh Obscure One - Thanks A Lot! Due to a previous conversation we had I have realized that in the context of my world my screen name is NICE!!!!!! Blechy! Blechy! Blechy!
Bunnyface - I have decided the other names were too pretentious for you. I will call you by name unless using: Oh Obscure One, Mr. Perception or (well there was at least one more) in a LuvH8 way.
Have A Good Evening!
probably wonât be back until after The Turn
JFri I know heâs not complainig! LOL! I well remember those days! And not being hungry, well, no sympathy here! Thatâs what you get for not saving room for dessert!
bunnyface, not to my knowledge, but I have two cousins and their families who live in Gaithersburg, MD and Springfield, VA and they had over 3 feet of snow, each!
Thanks Dry! I used to watch that show forever ago.
Tabby, I know BYOB means bring your own booze so maybe BYO$2PYW (bring your own money to pay your way).
Oh Please, JFri, are you going to tell me that âAllo, Alloâ and âYes MInisterâ and âLast of the Summer Wineâ arenât funny? Oh Sir, you have been in the Bookers again, havenât you? SNERK!!!
JFri I have a feeling you have never seen âYes MInisterâ or âYes, Prime MInisterâ because you would LOVE them! They are all about politics, and right on the mark!
* making sure that you have a smile on your face and a bounce in your step because it will make everyone stop and wonder what it is you are up to next ;)*
johnnydoc5 about 15 years ago
Nobody? I thought it was funny.
margueritem about 15 years ago
Whatâs for breakfast, Johnny? Got any cinnamon poptarts?
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Good Morning Johnny.
I was watching TV with Wolfangil.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hey Johnnydoc5
What is for breakfast?
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Good Morning Marg!
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
LOL!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Good Morning LuvH8!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
This was always one of my favorite parts of The Big Top strip.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Lonewolf my post didnât post I could offer:
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat Chopped up dirty birdy feet. A one pound jar of all purpose porpoise pus Swimming in pink lemonade. Scab sandwich, spit on top Monkey vomit, camel snot Eagle eye and cookie goo
johnnydoc5 about 15 years ago
I thought weâd do food for breakfast this morning. Your choice of what and how to cook it! Heeheehee! And now I sneak of to bed! Peace and love all!
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Where is Johnny? Good Morning Everybody!
johnnydoc5 about 15 years ago
Having seen LuvH8âs menu, food sounds pretty bleeep goodâŠ.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Everybodyâs a critc!
Johnnydoc5, I meant to tell you I am glad you like your name ( : & also I admire your ability to resist temptation. (I looked, that will be a lesson to me.)
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hey, Itâs what I had in my kitchen. Geeesh! Try to do something nice.
margueritem about 15 years ago
Goodnight, all, Iâm falling asleep at the keyboard.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Lonewolf Itâs good see you again. I just clicked on at The Turn so will have to catch up.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Good Night, have a pleasant slumber.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
If some might prefer:
chicken fried steak with country fries Hemplers bacon with organic eggs, hashbrowns and wheat toast. Homemade granola. Hemplerâs ham and eggs with roasted red peppers.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Docâs coffee Cocoa Mocha
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Cleo did you say Docâs Coffee? Yes please. You are a much better cook than I.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Okay these two post and run so I donât want to miss them:
Akenta I want to thank you because the first thing I saw when I went to remove my post was my boldprint name which tempted me into reading the comments I had not meant to read. That your immediate response would be to take the time to look for a reason I had a problem and address that - well thank you.
Doctor Toon I want to thank you because I know you are going thru a hard time (yeah I have still not looked to find out exactly what because it would make feel squidgey), and yet you offered a piece of your life to comfort me.
Everyone else, the support was amazing and I really appreciate no one making a big deal. Thank you.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Please refrain from acknowledging the previous post, I would also appreciate that.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
cleo, can I get that with a splash of Bookers? Wow, Iâm too late to say
HI, MARG!!!Off camping this weekend so I was sidetracked!!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
JFri take this bottle of Bookerâs with you on your camping trip.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
good night all.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Thanks, cleo!!!
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Lonewolf Do you believe in the possibility of ghosts?
carmy about 15 years ago
Good Morning Everyone! Johnny, Iâm sending you a cookbook for your bday. Cleo, eggs, hashbrowns and wheat toast, please and thank you. JFri, happy camping!
Did Wink name him Pete because it rhymes with eat?
Goodnight All!
lewisbower about 15 years ago
LUVH8 I remember the last line to the song
And I forgot to bring my spoon
What a shame I canât eat, but any of DOCâs coffee left?
Morning TRIBE! Got to go get the roses and lobster.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Lewreader I am so glad someone recognized the song. I was begining to think I was the odd one. In an effort to be an influence hereâs the whole song:
Gopher Guts
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat, Little birdies dirty feet, Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, And I forgot my spoon!
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat, Itsy bitsy birdie feet, French fried eye-balls, Rolling down a muddy street, And I forgot my spoon. (pause) But I got my straw!
Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat, Saturated birdy feet, All wrapped up in All purpose porpoise pus. And me without a spoon!
Gee whiz! (but Iâve got a straw) Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat Chopped up dirty birdy feet. A one pound jar of all purpose porpoise pus Swimming in pink lemonade. Scab sandwich, spit on top Monkey vomit, camel snot Eagle eye and cookie goo Made a sandwich just for you.
The sandwich goes to Lewreader who forgot his spoon. Fortunately, Iâve brought enough silverware, dishes and glasses for everyone else!
Lyons Group, Inc. about 15 years ago
To qoute Capt Herb on the radio and on TV, âGo Morning and Good Drivingâ. That is, if you can put up with all the snow, and the âblack iceâ on the roadways here in south metro Atanta this morning and everywhere else. For you here in Atlanta, this is second time (in a month) that it snowed here in south Atlanta. And if thereâs anyone would reading this posting in my ex-home of Savannah,GA (my birthplace) you werenât spared either! Again, Good Morning.
Cindy Knight about 15 years ago
good morningâŠOops, sorry. Caps on the start every new sentence. Again, Good Morning everyone. LoneWolf, Marg, LVH8, and Josh. Josh, snow is no big thing here in Colorado. I LIKE IT! Sorry, pardon my excitement. Itâs an excuse for me to go ice-skating on the nearby frozen ponds and do some skating routines I like. Iâd tell you more, but my favorite TV shows are coming on two hours for now (Fairly OddParents, SpongeBob, etc). So later, everyone!
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hello Everyone!
Ironically, I didnât get to last nightâs last discusion of religious protocol because I was still contemptlating the offensive religious discussion.
Shika and Bunnyface I thank you for the discusion that resulted in me coming up with a variation of the discussed quote that works for me personally. The final result can be seen in my profile if anyone cares to look.
And compliments on my avatar are always welcome. The little guy is Fred. He has been my friend for several years. Please refrain from mentioning the words imaginary or hallucination in front of him because he tends to get upset.
Tabby Lynn, Dry and Cleokaya I apologize that the location of the conversation was offensive to you and appreciate you making how strong your feelings on this are known.
I also apologize to anyone else who was offended by the location of the conversation.
Doctor Toon I thank you for your indulgence of people who may not always stand up to your personal standards, and thank you for the location of a sight where I might indulge my curiousity about things I may not know about.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Doc T I am glad to see you again. UmâŠyour new avatar scares me. (Well from me I guess that is a compliment!)
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Doc - he looks like he is staring right at me itâs kind of freaky, but I like it
I hope everyone is helping themselves to breakfast.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
I also try not to be judgmental and even offered advice on it to someone yesterday. I posted a dirty joke! And a morbid joke! Iâve been really outrageous at Non Sequitor and Birdbrains.
My brain has been fuzzy, like just spacing off and I am afraid yesterday everything I said seemed hilarious (to me). I really hope other people agree.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Oh forgot to add I was looking for something on the internet and found this:
Doctor Toon Bloom County Aug 7, 2009
I never have fit into the world around me. I choose to make my world fit to me.
Maybe we have something in common.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
I wish I was a little better about that often. But the dirty joke could be told to a 3 year old and the morbid joke fit in with the motiff of the graveyard.
Would like your opinion on final results: could you just say like it or dislike it
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Well first you must yell
Beer!or
Chocolate!COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Just a quick stop to say âGood Morning Doc & LuvH8â!
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Thank you for staying to chat it is very helpful. Iâm trying to figure out which one attracts the most attention.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
I used to work with developmentally disabled adults for over 7 years they also mostly had two or three other diagnosis as well I learned a great deal from them. And my outrageousness made me a great favorite especially with the troublemakers. Also I know they could tell who was faking liking them as well.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
I keep on missing you. Did you enjoy breakfast?
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
tiptoe sneak squeak tiptoe*
pat pat pat pat pat compress pat
cranks arm back and tosses snowball towards Columbia, SC
INCOMING!!!
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Actually, I donât know how you can go through life without making judgements of one sort or another so I guess trying not to be judgemental for me would be wrong. (Can we count this as Philosiphical?)
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
Celecca youâre the only one I know who is within throwing distance. Iâm trying to get a catapult togetherâŠ.but even in imagination itâs hard.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Good to see you Doc
I saw your breakfast LuvH8. I took a pass on it. It must have been too late for me.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Uh! I go to all that effort. How have you been?
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
cranks back small sling fills pocket with lotsa snowballs
takes best aim possible at LuvH8* * INCOMING
Well, what else do you do with snow?
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Yeah, I think that is about right. One of the things my clients were really good about teaching me was that it was okay not to like certain things about a person and still like the whole person. Actually, I knew it before but they really brought it through to me.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
But Quabby It would just turn to rain here!
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Rain, Rain Go Away! Come Again Some Other Day!
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Lonewolf - Did I lose you again?
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. (George Bernard Shaw)
Okay feel better now!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Good Morning all. Today we can move the furniture back at least in the afternoon.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Good Morning Cleo, I am sorry if we offended you but disappointed you didnât feel you could say so. Even just leaving a message.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Good Morning Cleo.
Iâm still here LuvH8, just doing a toon run.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
I was not offended. That wasnât the point of my comment. Just reminding that we set up these rules for a reason.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Lonewolf- do something outrageous for me
Cleo - Your house sounds really neat. I love outdoor fires. Are you planning on posting pictures.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
What is your next project, Cleo?
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Cleo thank you for telling me and I meant offended that we broke the rule just to be clear but I am glad we did not truly offend you. I hope you feel you can just tell me something before it gets blown out of proportion.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Doctor Toon It is really hard to tell. I just loved my clients that liked to yell, and steal and demand and be snotty though. Guess thatâs just me. I really think that the behavior displayed is directly related to how they are treated. I worked with several clients with major issues like head banging that were great for me but lousy for someone else.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Why are you asking me to do something outrageous, LuvH8?
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
retreats insideâŠitâs too cold outside
Good Morning Tribe
There is about 3â or so of snow on the ground. The weather reports say our little burg got 3.3â. Itâs amazing.
Of course housework never endsâŠ.
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
retreats insideâŠitâs too cold outside
Good Morning Tribe
There is about 3â or so of snow on the ground. The weather reports say our little burg got 3.3â. Itâs amazing.
Of course housework never endsâŠ.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Iâm sorry about the weather Quaby I donât suppose you would appreciate hearing how the ground is wet here and I can only have the window open about three inches before it starts to get to cold?
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Cleo itâs really hard to tell sometimes in Rl and on the internet are we okay, or is their more?
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Actually, another ironic thing is the result I took away had nothing to do with the forbidden and everything to do with promoting love.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
I apologize for overreacting, not that itâs an excuse but one of the challenges of mental illness is it makes you overemotional and lowers your impulse control at times, and for me this is one of those times. I try but it doesnât always work as well as I would like. And even the positive is hard to deal with.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Terry do not mention the word project. LilG might hear you. LOL
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
If anyone has any questions about it, when I am on a more even level I wonât mind answering questions in a designated spot or time so those who donât want to know donât have to. It can just be general questions and I will share what I know. One of the saddest things is the number of people who donât even try to get help because of ignorance and prejudice.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Well, I need to practice (quiet) now.
Lotâs of Luv from LuvH8
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
I hear you Cleo. Wolfangil is thinking about redoing a room in our house now. I think I mentioned you and your latest p- - j- - t one too many times.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Nice to see your presence Doc.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Well put Doc, I just couldnât think of the right words.
Catch you later LuvH8.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Terry, LilG might be spreading an epidemic of projectitis to the other females of the world. :-)
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Thatâs alright with me, Cleo. Keeps me busy and out of trouble! And I love her dearly. :^)
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Shika move.
Thatâs why Iâm willing to talk about it. I really did know 3 people who died early because of their inability to deal with it.
Unfortunately for myself the drugs are only a little effective.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Gone for real now!
Really Like Phrase: No more coffee for you! If you notice I am being overly gregarious so that I can try to mellow out. And yell:
Chocolatewhen I am too quiet or morbid.
Thank You Guys
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
We have a full day ahead of us here, so Iâll catch you guys when I can. Have a great day, guys. Take it easy. P&L
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Geesh! We Canât Leave It Like This!
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
In Tribute to Doctor Tuneâs Nuclear Coffee
You know you are addicted to coffee if âŠ
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time youâre standing still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. Youâve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew on other peopleâs fingernails. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. Youâre so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. You donât sweat, you percolate. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize itâs not plugged in. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. Youâve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. Instant coffee takes too long. You channel surf faster without a remote. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. You short out motion detectors. You donât even wait for the water to boil anymore. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. You help your dog chase its tail. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. You ski uphill. You get a speeding ticket even when youâre parked. You answer the door before people knock. You havenât blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
WARNING: On a childâs Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! Thatâs right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Astrological Bedtime Prayers
Aries (3/21-4/19): âDear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!â
Taurus (4/20-5/20): âGod, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET.â
Gemini (5/21-6/20): âYo GodâŠ(or is it Goddess?)âŠWho are you?âŠWhat are you?âŠ..Where are You?âŠ..How many of you ARE there? I canât figure you out!â
Cancer (6/21â7/22): âDear Daddy, I know I shouldnât depend on you so much, but youâre the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners.â
Leo (7/23â8/22): âHi Pop! Iâll bet youâre really proud to have me as your kid!â
Virgo (8/23â9/22): âDear God, please make the world a better place, and donât screw it up like you did the last time.â
Libra (9/23â10/22): âDear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?â
Scorpio (10/23â11/21): âDear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bliips donât deserve it.â
Sagittarius (11/22â12/21): âOH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF IâVE ASKED YOU ONCE, IâVE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMESâ HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!!â
Capricorn (12/22â1/19): âDear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway.â
Aquarius (1/20â2/18): âHi God! Some say youâre a man. Some say youâre a woman. I say weâre ALL God. So, why pray? Letâs have a party!â
Pisces (2/19â3/20): âHeavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory.â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Ooooooooooops! Didnât not until posted and please take as intended to be humorous and not offensive.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Cleo am I too late for breakfast? Good morning, Doc.. Good to see you. I left a message for you at The Barn.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Todayâs strip is really cute!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
and hello to those I missed last night/early AM., Marg, Quaby, Lewreader, Johnny, Carmy and JFri.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Dry oh thank gawd! i was going well you know. lol
i agree, todays strip is really cute. makes me just want to hug wink and pete.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Parental Observations
A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning. A child will not spill on a dirty floor. A young child is a noise with dirt on it. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children. If you have trouble getting your childrenâs attention, just sit down and look comfortable. You can learn many things from children⊠like how much patience you have. Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Dry what are we to do today? i have to leave soon to go see a friend, so that means i have to get dressed. do you think you can handle it by yourself today???? i love you
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Dry & Tabby good morning.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Cleo good morning kind sir.
you have caught me in the act of eatting the iceing out of the catanior.
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
Thereâs still snow on the ground! MY past experiences have had the snow melted by around 9am or so. Itâs 11am and still thick. You can see it melting on the trees, though, and the back yard is going to be a lake.
Now this is Global Warming at itâs finest.
Iâm preparing fish (tipala), rice a roni and beets. Iâll sound the gong when lunch is served in the Big Top
Wicked Work Week. Twisted my right knee getting into the car Monday night, still limping today. No matter what I did, I was behind at work. If I did the AES I should be doing Cargo Smart Bookings, If I was reading emails I should have been doing the AES. Sigh I just kept plowing on as much as possible.
Iâm off on Monday, wooo whoo I want to get the chifarobe moved into the library (staging area) so I can clean the corner where my jewelry stuff will be stashed. I hope to be able to buy another shelving unitâŠIâll know if it is possible when I figure my taxes.
Got to run. Stay warm!
yyyguy about 15 years ago
hi Quaby still keeping the good thoughts in mind on your behalf. hi Tabby, cleo, LuvH8 & Dry. nice to see you all again. my two weeks without a break is finally over. maybe now i can catch up with all of my toons. of course, with the Olympics on iâll probably be spending some time in front of the tube as well. time for the tour!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
See you Quaby.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
hi Yguy
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Yguy I suspect something is going to come of this Luge incident, esp. since the day before, the American team said the course wasnât quite right after the 11th turn. What a shame for that poor man and his family.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Tabby love you too! Hope you have a great day!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Oh Doc, you romantic you! I like roses but on the bushes. You made a good choice I think for a V Day gift!
yyyguy about 15 years ago
i know itâs news, but does TV have to keep showing it over and over? youâd think people would understand the idea that he crashed and was killed without having to see it repeatedly.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
yyygy Good Morning.
My wife and I were sitting in the hot tub and she said âI donât know why the newspaper had to show a photo of the luge victim seconds before he died. Why didnât they just show a publicity photo of him instead.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
The snow at the outdoor Olympic events is going to be horrible.
celeconecca about 15 years ago
Quaby
Snowball back at ya!
Many snowballs!
This was a perfect snow, and now itâs going. I see grass again.
I took pictures and posted them on my facebook page. And if I could figure out how to get a photo in this space, I would. Believe me, Iâve Tried!
Jeff & I went out walking during the snow event - held hands, got all silly, then threw snow all over each other. I forgot to wear a hat, and my greying hair was covered in white. It was a great evening!
Good morning, all!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
okay im out of here. bbl
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Yguy you know why the media shows it over and over. Because the media is disgusting for the most part.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
So is wildcheetah, Iâm sure! ;-D
johnnydoc5 about 15 years ago
Wow! I am not used to having comments to catch up on in the morning.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Doc a year, time flys, doensât it? Seems like yesterday you two were just getting together!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi johnny you going to watch any of the Olympics? When I was a kid, I always imagined being an Olympic skier.
johnnydoc5 about 15 years ago
Probably not a lot Dry, I donât enjoy the Olympics much, outside of a few select sports.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Well, I am off for a bike ride. See all you fine folks later on.
May the funnies be with you!!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
johnny Iâm the same way about the Olympics.
johnnydoc5 about 15 years ago
Iâll probably watch hockey. Maybe the speed skating.
yyyguy about 15 years ago
JDoc & Dry i am selective in which sports i watch at olympics (hockey and curling for example, and sometimes the speed skating or the alpine skiing) but i also wind up seeing sports because theyâre on, and getting caught up in the moment as well.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Yes, yguy and johnny I like the hockey and sking, speed skating but not figure skating.
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
yyyguy thanks for the good thoughts. My cube partner will be back Tuesday so it should get better. My supervisor will also be backâŠ.sheâs easier to work with âcause sheâs not in meetings when youâre dying in the queue. I also see the doctor Tuesday morning for my checkup re happy pills and blood pressure meds.
celecca gray hair? May one inquire your age in Terran years? I will admit Iâm in your neck of the woods in the armpit of the universe, South Carolina.
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
Meanwhile I have wheeled the trays into the Big Top Kitchen:
Tipala fillets with season salt, butter and a bit of lemon Italian Creamy Rice-A-Roni Beets
Assorted drinks, including the nectar of the Gods, Diet Dr. Pepper
For dessert, brownies and ice cream. I raided the imaginary Baskin Robins. 31 Flavors and all the toppings!
ENJOY!
yyyguy about 15 years ago
Quaby my hair is white (when it hasnât been photo corrected pink) and iâm 52 (not that you asked) in case you were wondering.
yyyguy about 15 years ago
DocT sound strategy, my man!
yyyguy about 15 years ago
exactly my point.
yyyguy about 15 years ago
see ya DocT itâs time for me to go, too. see yâall later.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
bye doc, bye yguy!
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
Swing the prayer wheels, Tribe Iâm off to do my taxes.
blech, phooey, retch*
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
Swing the prayer wheels, Tribe Iâm off to do my taxes.
blech, phooey, retch*
serenasakitty about 15 years ago
Greetings all. I finally get on the computer for a few, and it seems everyone finds sopmething else to do.
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
serena I was off doing taxes, got tired of the mess and ready for the Dragon. So off I go. Take care
Smiley Rmom about 15 years ago
Hi, serena & Quaby. I need to start on my momâs tax return, I think I have everything I need to do that. Iâm still waiting on the CPA to do the trustâs return, before I can do my husbandâs & mine. Not looking forward to doing it, although I think it wonât be that complicated compared to other years.
I sprained my ankle yesterday, and so Iâm supposed to keep it elevated. But with laundry to do, Iâm only doing it part of the time. I thought about moving my laptop so I could use it at the recliner, but it seemed too big of a hassle, so havenât bothered.
My new-to-me, but used, PT Cruiser broke down yesterday, it is a timing belt. My hubby thought heâd fix it, but has decided we need to put in on our trailer and take to someone else. Not a great day, but thatâs life.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Less than an hour count to returning the living room to normal.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
hello Rmom & serena.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 15 years ago
Good afternoon, tribe.
@Doc: if there were rules for being non-conformist would anyone follow them?
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Hi Saucy. I am not much of a conformist as you have probably figured out by now.
freeholder1 about 15 years ago
Iâve tried commenting here, but this place is a REAL CirâŠ
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
home and about 27 emails to catch up on
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
this is so imbarsing but funny all at once. so i just got home and have not eatten most of the day. well i went to the restrant down the road and got a larg fried rice. it feeds a family of 4. well i downed it in about 10 mins. I WAS HUNGRY! and the fact that it doesnt hurt my braces was even better
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
since noone that i want to talk to is on, im going wash clothes and pick up the house. you guys are bummers. :oP
:D
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Wow an empty Big Top, all of the acts have gone home.
yyyguy about 15 years ago
no one here but the clowns. (and iâm leaving again, too. wanna watch women play hockey on tv. olympics is a great thing.)
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Cleo did you miss my sword swallowing act?
Yguy I take exception to that statement!. :-D I was looking up a recipe for tmr. thought Iâd pop in to see what was up. Not much! Womenâs hockey, huh? ;-)
margueritem about 15 years ago
Cleo, I went kayaking yesterday on Watson, and it was lovely. The lake is so full right now. The Verde River Challenge is march 27th, so I figured Iâd better start practicing. ;-)
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Dry I am the magician; nothing up my sleeve.
marg, hello sweetie havenât posted when you have been around in awhile. Is that a kayak race on March 27th? If so, good look and have fun.
celeconecca about 15 years ago
@Quaby
In answer to your question, I just achieved the half-century mark in October.
Where are you that you can throw snowballs at me?
johnnydoc5 about 15 years ago
Good evening all! Just popping in real quick to say Hi before I head out for the night.
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
celecca Iâm on the coast, north of 526 . If you come down to Charleston you have to go to the Green Dragon. They have every delica color available as well as a large selection of 11âs and 15âs. Gailâs Beads is nearby for the stones, crystals and such.
The most important part of throwing snowballs is knowing which direction to do it.
Are there any good bead stores in the Columbia area? I donât have $$ yetâŠbut one dayâŠâŠâŠâŠ
Alas, back to taxes.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Cache has run himself to the crashing point! :-)
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Johnnyd hello. Do you have a big night on the town planned?
cleokaya about 15 years ago
JFri my dog used to light up when she got to the beach. You could see pleasure evident in her face and her step.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
JFri donât you dare run him ragged! ;-)
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi johnny, bye johnny!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi cleo!! Dogs love the beach, donât they?
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi-Bye Johnny!
HI Dry!!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
cleokaya said, about 1 hour ago Dry I am the magician; nothing up my sleeve.
cleo You donât HAVE a sleeve!No place to hide anything lol
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi Shika!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Yes Shika, the beach and the snow! My dear sweet buddies would have loved this mess here!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
I am in my typical student mode. Iâve eaten supper, but now Iâm having a bowl of cereal. Maple-pecan Flax Plus. Very yummy.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Cats donât like either. Although we had one cat who thought the beach was one gigantic kitty pan. And she sometimes would go down to the water when it was calm to drink and look for dead fish. She liked to drop those in my lap.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Shika that would send me to the hospital, pecans you know.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Aw, Nuts!
(Sorry Dry! Iâm sorry to hear that. I forget that people with nut allergies canât be too careful.)
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
But I must say this cereal is tasty. I hope I never get a nut allergy.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
I just came here to say hello to my friends and then get ready for tomorrow. I had a very good, but long day today, and I am looking forward to sleep.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi Marg! Is it warm were you kayak? Brr, Iâd hate to try it here.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Doc Iâm glad you celebrated Valentineâs Day while you had the time.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
BBL
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Shika you know Iâve got the magic if I canât hide the cards.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Since Dry canât eat nuts, she is forced to be one.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Hi all im back again!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Cleo :-P :-P :-P BTW, takes one to know one! LOL!
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
Iâm adding Karma to the Tribe account. I got a nice refund on both federal and state taxes.
WHOO HOOOO*
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
and on that note I retire to the back and relax. I did pick up some Krispy Kreams while I was out, Iâve put them on the buffet table.
Yaâll have a good evening!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNB1EUJg1-w
its in my head deal with it. lol
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
I SO dislike my speaker on my phone. :0( stupid old phone. :0(
Smiley Rmom about 15 years ago
A belated hello to Cleo! First a nap, then dinner out with my hubby. Now to elevate my ankle & ice it. What fun.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Dry, re: Cache??? TOO LATE!!!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
I seem to have missed the party. :0( no fun
hi Jfri
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
JFrI for shame! Poor Cache! Send him to me! Iâll treat him like royalty! (Like he already isnât!! LOL!)
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Hi, Dry & Tabby! Dry, trust me, he ISNâT complaining!!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
A tuckered out dog on a retreat is a happy dog after a day well spent.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Just a quick stopâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ..Rmom, take care of that ankle, lady.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
hi Jfri and dry and Cleo hows it going?
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Ate too much lunch, now Iâm not hungry :-(
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hello Everyone!
Busy all day with Monkey 2 & sleep (yeah!), leaving to spend time with Monkeyâs Gma.
Why?Why?Why?guy (Oh, I like that, would it be okay if I called you that?) I had read on your profile that you were an uncle, when I decided to officially start referring to my children in monkey designations it occurred the two collided and I realized (spelling?) that for over 17 years I had been calling my brothers Monkeyâs Uncles and no one realized it. Ah, ha ha haaa! Have missed typing with you.
Does anyone know where that phrase came from and exactly what it means? (I also realized I donât have a clue.)
Johnnydoc5 & Oh Obscure One - Thanks A Lot! Due to a previous conversation we had I have realized that in the context of my world my screen name is NICE!!!!!! Blechy! Blechy! Blechy!
Bunnyface - I have decided the other names were too pretentious for you. I will call you by name unless using: Oh Obscure One, Mr. Perception or (well there was at least one more) in a LuvH8 way.
Have A Good Evening! probably wonât be back until after The Turn
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
did someone say the forbid word?? :) inside jokes rock!
so jfri you ate tomuch? im starving feed me man!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
JFri I know heâs not complainig! LOL! I well remember those days! And not being hungry, well, no sympathy here! Thatâs what you get for not saving room for dessert!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Cleo everything back to normal at your place?
carmy about 15 years ago
Tabby, Iâll share my cardboard pizza with you. I put turkey pepperoni on it!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Tabby I guess the snow is all gone now? Want some of mine?
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
carmy i knew there was a reason i loved you! thanks you are the best!!! pizza pizza pizza
carmy about 15 years ago
Dry, the snow stopped short and didnât arrive here. I heard that some people went out of town to go see some.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Dry snow? what snow? it melted the sec. it hit the ground over here. :0(
well i have to go âCookâ yuck. bbs
carmy about 15 years ago
Tabby, youâre welcome, love you too!!
carmy about 15 years ago
Hola Dry!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
HOLA CARMY!
bmonk about 15 years ago
Were any of the Tribe involved in the DC snowball fight?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
bunnyface, not to my knowledge, but I have two cousins and their families who live in Gaithersburg, MD and Springfield, VA and they had over 3 feet of snow, each!
carmy about 15 years ago
Hi Bmonk!
bmonk about 15 years ago
Hi, Carmy adn Dryâjust cruising on the comic run, which I donât often get to do of a S-A-TUR-DAY NIGHT!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
whoooosh!
What snowball fight?
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
JFri Is Cache Cashed out? Spent?
Sleep well!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi Carmy!
WHIZZ! WHOOSH AND SPLAT!Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Well, I guess itâs Good Night!
Sleep Tight!!
Donât let the bed bugs fight!!!
I mean, bite! :-D
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
bmonk about 15 years ago
Hey, Shika, you canât throw and run!
WHANG! Whish! Splorp!tabbylynn about 15 years ago
mac n cheese n chicken is whats for dinner
carmy about 15 years ago
Incoming!! Thanks a lot, Shika! All I can lob at you is sand. Maybe I can find some jellyfish. Would you like that?
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
NYAH, NYAH, CANT GET MâŠ..OW!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
carmy about 15 years ago
Bullseye!
Tabby, have you ever tried putting some tuna in with the mac and cheese? Itâs good.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Carmy Jelly fish sting.
How about plain orange jello?
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
I get back to find Shika having a snowball fight. wow! I miss all the fun. :0(
carmy about 15 years ago
Splatteroo? How about FLOOP!?
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Carmy Yes, we used to eat it like that all the time, but i dont like tuna fish or any fish.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
FOR BUNNY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rK6BjJaAjY
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
bmonk about 15 years ago
Ha! Ha! Haa-rumpf!
No fair!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
carmy about 15 years ago
Oops! Sorry I forgot about the sting. How about some sea weed? Itâs all wet and gloopy!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Giggle, jiggle! SPLOORP
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Donât like seafood? Geez Tabby! :-)
bmonk about 15 years ago
Be careful, Shika, or the snow on your roof will start slipping off ontoâŠ
Too late.
Do you need help digging out?
He he he he!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Carmy Just send me a ticket to fly south. Iâll think of something on my way thereâŠâŠ..
Tabby SWOOSH!** Love ya! TEE-HEE!
DUCK!Dry!
Or is that a chicken?
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Splatteroo is a cool word. lol good one Shika
Carmy, why i nerver! you want to toss jelly fish at people? lol
i can toss some mud i have ALOT of mud. so much mud my yard is a huge mud puddle
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
SPLAT!
Nope! It was DUCK! Dry
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
And a Shika Good Night!
bmonk about 15 years ago
Goose! Pigeon! Chicken! Swan!
OH YEAH!
DUCK!Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Yes **Bunnyface, now that you mention itâŠ.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
And a Shika good night? Yeah right!
Come south Shika dear, please do! I have a lot of snow to get rid of! Snowballs and catapults seem just about right! Hee Hee Hee! SNERK!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Dry I LOVE CRAWFISH!!!!
shika throwing ducks now also. shame shame shame on you. lol night sis
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Can I bring my snowplow? I love to bury houses Dry
That WAS a SHIKA Good Night.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Dry yes that was indeed a Shika Good Night
bmonk about 15 years ago
Just remember what Shika is notorio-âŠerr, famous for: that lightning fast come-and-go.
It works equally well for go-and-come.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Put some vinegar on that jellyfish sting!! It works! Ooooooo, Shika! JIGGLE???
bunnyfaceâŠâŠBay City Rollers!!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
carmy about 15 years ago
well itâs not because of the jellyfish
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
true. its just a pain.
bmonk about 15 years ago
@JFri, not my usual music, or even usual pop-song group, but what the heckâit fit the moment.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
i need the magic faries to come and clean up my kitchen so i can go to bed. falling asleep in my chair
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
okay im going pick up the kitchenâŠ. just so bleeep tired dont want to move help me move.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
bunny, AKA MRS. SLOCOMBE, that âtwas me that put up the song! LOVE THAT SHOW!!!
carmy about 15 years ago
Dry, what show is Mrs. Slocomb from? Sheâs very familiar.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
my binder decied to take the blundge of death off of my bed. poor thing
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
okay need help dry and carmy.
i know what rsvp means but i need the thing like that that says please be prepared to pay your own way.
which i am sure will be a huge turn off to the chances of having people show up.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Carmy the British comedy âAre You Being Served?â I Love British Comedies, most are better than ours!
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
NOT TRUE, DRY!! Try Big Bang Theory or Two And A Half Men!!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
i like big bang theory walking buddy got me into that one
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
JFri THOSE DONâT HOLD A CANDLE TO BRITISH COMEDY,* SORRY TURD!*
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
THEY WOULD IF YOU HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR!! British comedies are dry and patently NOT funny!! SORRY TURDETTE!!!
carmy about 15 years ago
Thanks Dry! I used to watch that show forever ago. Tabby, I know BYOB means bring your own booze so maybe BYO$2PYW (bring your own money to pay your way).
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Carmy thanks. maybe that will work. better then nothing
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Oh Please, JFri, are you going to tell me that âAllo, Alloâ and âYes MInisterâ and âLast of the Summer Wineâ arenât funny? Oh Sir, you have been in the Bookers again, havenât you? SNERK!!!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Tabby how about there will be a cover charge of x amount of dollars?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
JFri I have a feeling you have never seen âYes MInisterâ or âYes, Prime MInisterâ because you would LOVE them! They are all about politics, and right on the mark!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
* making sure that you have a smile on your face and a bounce in your step because it will make everyone stop and wonder what it is you are up to next ;)*
Dry and Jfri mad me think of you two
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Dry i may just try that one. thanks
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Thank you Tabby, we are flattered! (And that is us!LOL!)
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Dry, i knew you would me. lol