You hit the nail on the head, John!! My man has a crazy lady and i swear she sits up and thinks that exact same thing!! I only wish he could taser her psycho @$$!!! All he does now is IGNORE every call/txt and she just IGNORES any hint of dismiss!!! You could write the next one around what his current girlfriend is dreaming of doing to that blonde!!! :D
just like chris rock says, if you’ve never stared at a can of rat poison for 45 min contemplating, you’ve never been in love! lol, no really, I’m too nice, i can think it, but i couldn’t actually do it!
razorback2824 about 15 years ago
“Screw the rules, I have love!”
margueritem about 15 years ago
And this is how they really see it…
Laceymcdougal about 15 years ago
You hit the nail on the head, John!! My man has a crazy lady and i swear she sits up and thinks that exact same thing!! I only wish he could taser her psycho @$$!!! All he does now is IGNORE every call/txt and she just IGNORES any hint of dismiss!!! You could write the next one around what his current girlfriend is dreaming of doing to that blonde!!! :D
3hourtour Premium Member about 15 years ago
I think this joke on stalking is pretty corny…
Laceymcdougal about 15 years ago
NO! I’M HINTING AT MY DESIRE TO HIRE A HITMAN OR SLASH HER TIRES OR PUT SUGAR IN HER GAS TANKS!
C’MON ALREADY, WHY WOULD I WANT A RELATIONSHIP W/ MY BOYFRIENDS EX WHO IS STALKING HIM? SERIOUSLY?
And we do actually have a restraining order on her! :)
blackman2732 about 15 years ago
Now THAT’S love…..I think.
Laceymcdougal about 15 years ago
just like chris rock says, if you’ve never stared at a can of rat poison for 45 min contemplating, you’ve never been in love! lol, no really, I’m too nice, i can think it, but i couldn’t actually do it!
mrsullenbeauty about 15 years ago
Tasering is the new hickey.
BlueRaven about 15 years ago
Hector, with that string of “luck,” I hope you started choosing more intelligently with #4.
Laceymcdougal about 15 years ago
if they all turn into dragons, i wouldn’t go for a fourth if i were him, i’ve got one dragon on my case, i would hate to have three, but four? omg…
Ushindi about 15 years ago
I thought nothin’ said lovin’ like something from the OVEN, not from the taser.
Ronshua about 15 years ago
Depends on who holds the taser . I do agree oven loven is better .