Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia The Tattooed Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
and a torso even more so.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
Oh Lydia The Queen of Tattoo.
On her back is The Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too.
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue.
You can learn a lot from Lydia!
It’s funny actually because I have a similar thing. I have these shoes where the insoles somehow keep being dragged out of the shoe behind my heel, so every now nad then, usually in public transportation I have to take my shoe off and fix the insole problem. Just thought I’d share that with ya’ll.
margueritem about 15 years ago
All you foot fetishists, you’ve been warned.
sandboil about 15 years ago
Whoa, Marguerite. That’s a two-word doozie! Bet you can’t say FOOT FETISHISTS ten times in a row. I can’t even say it once without messing up!
Sisyphos about 15 years ago
And if you have a headache? Backache? Tummyache? Other aches and pains? –Where are your social graces?
Steve Bartholomew about 15 years ago
I’m even self conscious when I have to tie my shoes. Even in private.
harrisonq about 15 years ago
Nice nightie, Teresa.
Speaking for myself, i enjoy putting women feet in my mouth and massaging the foot with my tongue.
harrisonq about 15 years ago
Loved the QUIT STEALING OUR LETTERS on your blog.
fredbuhl about 15 years ago
I enjoy watching women massage any of their body parts, especially with gusto- so have at it!
zero about 15 years ago
er um, so where does one procure some of that ” gusto “? can you get it online w/PayPal?
harrisonq about 15 years ago
Great minds think alike, fredbuhl. And so do ours.
harrisonq about 15 years ago
Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? Lydia The Tattooed Lady. She has eyes that folks adore so, and a torso even more so. Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia. Oh Lydia The Queen of Tattoo. On her back is The Battle of Waterloo. Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too. And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue. You can learn a lot from Lydia!
wndrwrthg about 15 years ago
And when my butt itches…
lewisbower about 15 years ago
Today’s Urban Male thinks he can scratch anything on the bus
hcaulfield about 15 years ago
It’s funny actually because I have a similar thing. I have these shoes where the insoles somehow keep being dragged out of the shoe behind my heel, so every now nad then, usually in public transportation I have to take my shoe off and fix the insole problem. Just thought I’d share that with ya’ll.
grapfhics about 15 years ago
Off topic Theresa, what happened to the blog comments? I like halupkis, too.
Burgundy about 15 years ago
It’s amazing how some comics can really bring out the wierdos.
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
Theresa puts her whole sole into these comics…
Ray_C about 15 years ago
I don’t do much autopodiatric manipulation, but I do believe in interdigitation with either sex; but not both simultaneously..
BlueRaven about 15 years ago
Harrison, that was WAY TMI.
4deerinmyyard about 15 years ago
…too…much…information…
Nebulous Premium Member about 15 years ago
@ 3hourtour:
With a good 18 year old single malt, why would anyone care?
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 15 years ago
The new FA (for Thursday 8/27) is posted on my blog.