Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 12, 2008
Transcript:
Mark: Five colleges in six years? Man, life happens a lot to that woman! Hey, folks! Have you been wondering why Republicans have suddenly stopped talking about "family values"? Could it be because a divorced John McCain chose as his running mate a stay-at-work mom who hid her last, unplanned pregnancy... and who has a pregnant, unwed teenager with a self-described "&$@@ redneck" of a boyfriend who "doesn't want kids"... and an ex-brother-in-law who tasered her nephew, and a husband with a DUI who loves his country so much he joined a secessionist party? All of which leaves the GOP clinging to one remaining family value - the shotgun wedding! All previous values are null and void because "life happens!" Next up - a rebuttal from my gay, Republican ex-husband! Chase: Hey! My private life is off-limits!
runar over 16 years ago
Somebody has to say it.
Anysia over 16 years ago
Preaching to the choir here, but donât stop now!
Oldturtle over 16 years ago
Why arenât these facts coming out in the mainstream media? Sarah Palin is a tragic joke.
Durak Premium Member over 16 years ago
That stuff is reported in the media. We just donât listen. The media cannot, and should not, make judgements. Thatâs for us to decide, on an individual basis. If voters think that those sort of things will have an impact on how a candidate will serve than they should consider them when deciding on who to vote for.
Does anyone know what that âfive colleges in six yearsâ remark means? It shot right by me.
Benerama over 16 years ago
Typical Far Left Dribble,attacking People who oppose the Secular Agenda.
James7344 over 16 years ago
This IS the mainstream media, Mr. Dolan. More people read this strip than they do the Comments page in the Editorial section of your paper.
bbraden43 over 16 years ago
Benerama - the word is drivel, not dribble. Folks on the far left are literate.
aldridgeg over 16 years ago
What utter non-sense. So much for the compassionate liberalâerâSocialist âerâCommunist âŠ
Of course the Godless have no clue about Godâs forgiveness. Go figure.
longtimecomicsfan over 16 years ago
Dypak-
Five colleges in six years refers to Sarah Palin. She attended five separate colleges over a six year span on her way to a journalism degree.
The two previous Presidents were a Rhodes Scholar with a Jurisdoctorate (Doctor of Law) degree (Clinton) and a Harvard MBA (Bush).
slenderlatina over 16 years ago
Sarah Palin- Republican Family values
slenderlatina over 16 years ago
Sarah Palin- Republican Family values
Dtroutma over 16 years ago
Thereâs no secret here. With McCain it may BE âdribbleâ. That âfamily valuesâ truly has become an oxymoron is NOT just Palin. but the thundering herd.
terrencestamp90346 over 16 years ago
lots of attacks on the Palin family âŠ
charles354 over 16 years ago
Charles says:
Satire is one thing, but the outrageous way Sarah Palin, her husband, and especially, her teenage daughter were trashed in the Oct. 12 strip is definitely crossing the line. It is obvious that those responsible for this rubbish are totally lacking in knowing the meaning of moral character or common decency. I have read my last Doonesbury comic.
stpatme over 16 years ago
Hey, if the truth hurtsâŠ.
keabu1 over 16 years ago
Susan, why would you say Palin DESERVES a trashing? She any different than Obamaâs wife who âhatesâ this country?
Possum Pete over 16 years ago
Huge difference. Obamaâs wife didnât join/endorse a violent separatist group.
jackfertig over 16 years ago
When did Michelle Obama ever say she hates this country? Donât go believing the words that Faux news puts in her mouth.
Itâs just a matter of whose ox is being gored. If a Democrat had any of this kind of history the GOP would be howling over it. In fact, theyâve been so enthusiastic about false âfactsâ about Obamaâs family and background (Michelle hates America; Barack is a Muslim; etcâŠ) that they have no moral defense at all.
But what I really want to know is why canât Mark land a cute, progressive BF?
cwcarlson over 16 years ago
Amazing how people âbelieveâ these accusations. They donât see the socialistic attitude of the Democrats or the mediaâs attempt to discredit a âtypicalâ family with âtypicalâ life issues. They want a lawyer for a President who has a history of playing down real issues and ignoring responsibility.
peterkeenan over 16 years ago
It just dawned on me - whatâs wrong with being Muslim AND the President. I thought the British were the only âruling familyâ that decided on the basis of religion.
slnye over 16 years ago
Finally someone has a clue
lsantos over 16 years ago
So⊠Weâre talking about the womanâs daughterâs private life when discussing whether or not the mother should be Vice President? How about we stick to the main issues: abortion, taxes, gun control, border security, and national defense? McCain: No abortion unless momâs life is in jeopardy. Taxes stay the same or lower, no furthering of gun restriction, increased border security, and a plan on national defense that includes finishing in Iraq before moving all assets to Afghanistan. Obama: Unfettered abortion, raise taxes on the rich so that we can give more handouts to the âpoorâ (ie: lazy), open borders, Draconian gun control laws which would outlaw guns which means that only outlaws would own guns, and an immediate pullout from Iraq which would mean that all weâve done there has been in vain, including my two deployments to that armpit of a country.
billjcanada over 16 years ago
Again Trudeau has shown that he is a total ass. This does not surprise me as it is what I expect from the far left.
Roxiejb over 16 years ago
Sexism is alive and well ainât it? Just my opinion and say what you will, but it is truly a sad state of affairs when âfree speechâ allows for personal attacks on a family. The jokes about Palin are now out of hand considering the Dems appear to be off limits for the same. Just a sad commentary on our morals as a nationâŠ
dk21228 over 16 years ago
So, the way I understand itâŠPalin is allowed to drag her kids (to the tune of $46,000 from Alaska for commercial air) all over the US and use them to show her âfamily valuesâ when itâs convenient for her and when it shows what a committed family person she is, but they are off limits to criticism if someone has a problem with her âvaluesâ Stay at home, Sarah, and START raising your kids. Bristolâs pregnancy is a cry for some motherly love, girl. Drop your shotgun, if youâre going to go hunting at least do it in a sportman-like way and not from a helicopter, and try, just try, to be a mother. You need real help, lady.
andybcrazy over 16 years ago
Funny how Republicans like Limbaugh can take cheap shots at Chelsea Clinton but as soon as Trudeau fires one off along with alot more true items about Palin for one the right wing nuts cry foul. Just saw an item on Faux News I mean fox news where they were saying Trudeau has been making an a$$ of himself for years. I guess itâs that good old right wing nut double standard.
zhanay over 16 years ago
Re: all the hue and cry about the comments in this comicâŠITâS A COMIC! Trudeau is not on TV *saying *these things. Palin made her family targets as soon as she started bringing them along to all her appearances-I assume she knew that would make them fair game. Go to the beginning of the strip, heâs pointing out that the Repubs have dropped the family values thing, because now itâs inconvenient. Itâs that thing about glass houses. Of course the Dems have baggage too. Iâll also say that the things heâs pointing out are all true, unlike some of the garbage coming out of Ms. Palinâs mouth.
Pashan over 16 years ago
Ever heard Limbaugh go after Hillary when Bill was president? Or Chelsea? He spent a lot of time on the Clintonâs daughter. Mean, nasty, vicious stuffânot tame, innocuous, comical material like the above.
Guess going after kids is only fair when done in the name of GOP.
unclefactor over 16 years ago
Oh, these Rethuglican âtough guys âhave awfully thin skins when it comes to listening to the truth. Cwcarlson (any relation to Tucker?), there are no âaccusationsâ here. These are all documented facts, many of which have received precious little coverage from the press. Unlike, say, the ridiculous and over-repeated charge that Obama is a Muslim (which actually shouldnât present a problem, other than to bigots, except for the inconvenient fact that it isnât true). Or the daily references to Bill Ayers, in spite of the facts that Obama was 8 years old at the time of Ayersâ activities in the Weather Underground, and that many of the others who served on the Annenberg Foundation (as well as Annenberg himself) were Republicans.
Unfair to make references to Bristolâs current and unfortunate predicament? Sorry, but as several posters have pointed out, Ms. Palin has made her daughter and the rest of her family fair game by clumsily dragging them around to all her campaign appearances (including the ludicrous attempt to hide Bristolâs belly with Baby Trig at the Republican convention, and the late-night awakening of the baby himself for a video op at the end of the Palin-Biden debate).
Andybcrazy and Pashan have both rightfully pointed out Rush Limbaughâs cruel jabs at Chelsea Clinton. Forget Limbaugh: what about McCain himself, who joked before an august Republican audience that the reason Chelsea was so ugly was because her father was Janet Reno? Disgustingly sexist and homophobic comment, which I understand, of course, wouldnât bother most of the extreme right wingnuts posting here.
For that matter, forget about Bill Ayers and letâs talk terrorism here: Todd Palin was a member of the secessionist Alaskan Independence Party for several years, and Sarah Palin offered welcoming comments to their state convention. Now the late fuehrer of the AIP, Joe Vogler, DID hate the United States of America: âIâm an Alaskan, not an American. Iâve got no use for America or her damned institutions.â
Vogler disappeared in May 1993, just weeks before he was scheduled to give a speech to the United Nations condemning American tyranny and advocating Alaskan independence. His appearance was to have been sponsored by the government of Iran. Convicted thief Manfried West confessed to having murdered Vogler in what he described as a plastic explosives sale gone bad.
Finally, listen to Sen. McCainâs âfriendâ, convicted Watergate burglar, now ex-con and talk show host, G. Gordon Liddy. Liddy, whom McCain considers a âpatriotâ, was sentenced to 20 years for his Nixon-era crimes against democracy. He spent 5 1/2 years in prison (including 100 days in solitary), and didnât have to serve his full sentence because that horrible liberal, Jimmy Carter, issued him a pardon. Heâs also donated $5,000 to McCainâs campaigns, and the Senator has also appeared on his program over the last few years.
But these two gems should be the clincher for âlaw and orderâ Republicans. In Liddyâs autobiography âWillâ (as in âTriumph of the ⊠â) he admitted to having discussed a plan to murder the late muckraking journalist Jack Anderson. And in 1994, he declared on the air: âNow if the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms comes to disarm you and they are bearing arms, resist them with arms. Go for a head shot; theyâre going to be wearing bulletproof vests. Kill the sons of bitches.â
Donât get me started on the Keating Five.
josieblue about 16 years ago
If you watch/read/write/talk about it, then it will stay exactly the same or get worse. If you donât like the coverage, get rid of your tv/newspaper subscription (however longer they last)/internet. Feeding the beast will only make it more hungry. Personally, I thought this one was hilarious, hurrah for free speech!
KnifeSmile over 7 years ago
I love how oversensitive and whiny the right is. And so much projection.