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Thatās German. This is the standard response a Nazi soldier would have given to Hitler, I think. Kinda like āYes, Sir!ā, only implying itās being said in Nazi Germany. Same goes for the heel click and raised hand.
This reminds me of when I was very young and I did something bad in class (I canāt even remember what it was). The teacher brought me out into the hallway and said, āNow you listen to me young man!ā I grinned and said, āOkay old woman!ā LOL, she was not happy. Hey, I was just mirroring what she said to me.
Hahaā¦such a cute cosmopolitan Calvin is :D - Iām German too. Unfortunately for a German itās not too funny to look at this strip for long- itās kind of sad that the thing ppl. know best ābout Germany is āthe FĆ¼hrer-Thingā :(
Apfel.Sine - Germany is also remembered for the Reformation. Most churches celebrate it Nov 1 every year. German food is legendary. German language is remembered for its subject/verb nesting (the German professor lectured for an hour, rattling off the verbs in the last few minutes). German science and technology is legendary. Who doesnāt wish to own a Mercedes? Who hasnāt heard of Gƶdel?
My name is an Anglicized form of the German Gƶttmann āGodās manā.
I am 1/4 of German that came from the German ancestor in 1700ās. We donāt speak German language. My last name is 100% German. Speaking of that words in German Calvin spoke was that I didnāt know what it meant. :-[ That strip was so funny! lols! :-D
Gweedo Murray says:
If someone picks up your little runty āassā, with attitude; itās time to ratchet down and regroup for the next āassaultā which we will know will come.
EDIT: Had to use quotes, even on the second āaā as it was bleeeped also.
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That is bizarre. Their words-to-censor database must have gotten garbled. I have been bleeped for using dar_n, yet seen some real nasties come through.
Stuart Gathman: I for one have NO interest in owning a Mercedes. Why would I subsidize the Germans? I have a Cadillac and a Buick and they are plenty good enough for me.
To continue a tangent, my mother bought a Mercedes and regrets it everyday. The blasted thing costs a fortune to repair.
Moving along though, all I can say is poor Rosalyn. In yesterdayās strip, all she wanted to do was make popcorn, maybe have a nice evening together, and he ruined it. Man that brings me back to my babysitting days.
Hugo Rahner, Karlās less famous brother, dedicated his life translating his brotherās works into German.
There was an eminent German Theologian who died after completing five volumes of a six volume magnum opus. Unfortunately, the whole work is useless ā¦ all the verbs were coming out in that sixth volume.
My first store brought brand new car was a German VW bug. Nearly 60 years ago it cost
8 months of take home wages. Its 25 MPH was twice as good as the Detroit barges.
My current ride is a German (Mercedes) designed Smart car. It cost about 8 months of
take home.
Its 45+ MPG is twice what the average Detroit barge gets. (although, at 90 MPH the
milage is closer to 30 MPG).
Twixt the two, we owned several Detroit products, including one that cost 2X the
original retail in unscheduled maintenance over a 4 year period. Maybe by coincidence
it was lemon yellow.
We passed a Smart Car today. It appeared to be brand new. Cute little dude, about the size of our golf cart/neighborhood electric vehicle (GEMCar). I just wouldnāt want to be hit by a regular car in either one of them.
P. S. We have had NO unscheduled maintenance on our 2002 Buick or the 1989 (!) Cadillac. Both of them are totally reliable workhorses and the Buick is a rocket.
margueritem over 16 years ago
An epic battle of wills.
Chiddy over 16 years ago
Now what language is that,but his caught as usualā¦ā¦ā¦..dont be so hard rose u were a kid 2 u knw
margueritem over 16 years ago
Itās German.
gustep12 over 16 years ago
Thatās German. This is the standard response a Nazi soldier would have given to Hitler, I think. Kinda like āYes, Sir!ā, only implying itās being said in Nazi Germany. Same goes for the heel click and raised hand.
attyush over 16 years ago
LOLā¦Calvin even clicks his heels in the 3rd panel. I am going to use this line with my boss.
TexasProudCowgirl over 16 years ago
For someone who thinks Chef Boy R Dee was Americaās first president, Calvinās Historical accuracy is actually pretty impressive.
Lydus over 16 years ago
i canāt remember this one to be in one of my collectionsā¦
MatthewK_78 over 16 years ago
This reminds me of when I was very young and I did something bad in class (I canāt even remember what it was). The teacher brought me out into the hallway and said, āNow you listen to me young man!ā I grinned and said, āOkay old woman!ā LOL, she was not happy. Hey, I was just mirroring what she said to me.
Apfel.Sine over 16 years ago
Hahaā¦such a cute cosmopolitan Calvin is :D - Iām German too. Unfortunately for a German itās not too funny to look at this strip for long- itās kind of sad that the thing ppl. know best ābout Germany is āthe FĆ¼hrer-Thingā :(
Chiddy over 16 years ago
Hahah Matthew K.,that ws a gud oneā¦.does Hobbes knw to speak germanyā¦ā¦.o rather spanish?
Adamaratam over 16 years ago
Vi have vays of making you valk back to ze house, ja, und as for your tigerā¦
rentier over 16 years ago
The reaktion of Rosalynn is nicer, as has to been feared!
Carol1966 over 16 years ago
Texas ProudāGOOD ONE! You gave me a chuckle:)
Ray_C over 16 years ago
Rosalyn vill rrrrooool da vorld!! (At least Calvinās world.)
botonzico over 16 years ago
Iām sure Hobbes is going to be happy to be carried in Rosalynās arms and Calvin is going to be angry with him for not attacking herā¦
Smiley Rmom over 16 years ago
Maybe Calvinās been watching Hoganās Heroes? Thatās where my kids learned those words and actions.
stuart over 16 years ago
Apfel.Sine - Germany is also remembered for the Reformation. Most churches celebrate it Nov 1 every year. German food is legendary. German language is remembered for its subject/verb nesting (the German professor lectured for an hour, rattling off the verbs in the last few minutes). German science and technology is legendary. Who doesnāt wish to own a Mercedes? Who hasnāt heard of Gƶdel?
My name is an Anglicized form of the German Gƶttmann āGodās manā.
txmystic over 16 years ago
margueritem says:
An epic battle of wills.
Yes, but she totally has Calvinās numberā¦he and Hobbes will be chilling out in the garage in no time.
lazygrazer over 16 years ago
Rosalyn v. Calvin.
Looks like like a good match up to meā¦ā¦.so far.
SamFP over 16 years ago
hhmmmm .. āProd, strapā ā¦ those are words for someone worlds is about to stand stillā¦ā¦
Wildmustang1262 over 16 years ago
I am 1/4 of German that came from the German ancestor in 1700ās. We donāt speak German language. My last name is 100% German. Speaking of that words in German Calvin spoke was that I didnāt know what it meant. :-[ That strip was so funny! lols! :-D
sled_bound over 16 years ago
literally: āyep, my guideā in english.
is it just me or did calvin give in a little too easily on this one? he and hobbes are up to something for sure
El_Dio over 16 years ago
Has Hobbes been discarded onto the floor? She has no respect.
watsduo over 16 years ago
Where did Hobbes disappear to in the last two panels?
Ray_C over 16 years ago
Gweedo Murray says: If someone picks up your little runty āassā, with attitude; itās time to ratchet down and regroup for the next āassaultā which we will know will come. EDIT: Had to use quotes, even on the second āaā as it was bleeeped also. . That is bizarre. Their words-to-censor database must have gotten garbled. I have been bleeped for using dar_n, yet seen some real nasties come through.
sfb5761 over 16 years ago
Stuart Gathman: I for one have NO interest in owning a Mercedes. Why would I subsidize the Germans? I have a Cadillac and a Buick and they are plenty good enough for me.
mrprongs over 16 years ago
I know not who Godel is. I do know weād be in a better world situation now if a certain group hadnāt killed off so many Jews.
MrBillT over 16 years ago
How can you Click tennis shoes meine Freunde?
mokakaffee over 16 years ago
To continue a tangent, my mother bought a Mercedes and regrets it everyday. The blasted thing costs a fortune to repair.
Moving along though, all I can say is poor Rosalyn. In yesterdayās strip, all she wanted to do was make popcorn, maybe have a nice evening together, and he ruined it. Man that brings me back to my babysitting days.
::shudder::
And thatās why Iāll never have kids.
bmonk over 16 years ago
The German jokes I know - in a theological vein:
Hugo Rahner, Karlās less famous brother, dedicated his life translating his brotherās works into German.
There was an eminent German Theologian who died after completing five volumes of a six volume magnum opus. Unfortunately, the whole work is useless ā¦ all the verbs were coming out in that sixth volume.
cleokaya over 16 years ago
Hey Burgundy2, donāt forget white burgundy. Itās basically the original chardonnay.
FRIDABONITA over 16 years ago
Calvin had the chance to have popcorn and chill. His bad attitude towards Rosalyn is keeping him from enjoying no-parent night.
We learned early on when the baby sitter showed up to play to her/his good side and then the treats and late bed time was a done deal.
w9cwd over 16 years ago
My first store brought brand new car was a German VW bug. Nearly 60 years ago it cost 8 months of take home wages. Its 25 MPH was twice as good as the Detroit barges. My current ride is a German (Mercedes) designed Smart car. It cost about 8 months of take home. Its 45+ MPG is twice what the average Detroit barge gets. (although, at 90 MPH the milage is closer to 30 MPG). Twixt the two, we owned several Detroit products, including one that cost 2X the original retail in unscheduled maintenance over a 4 year period. Maybe by coincidence it was lemon yellow.
sfb5761 over 16 years ago
We passed a Smart Car today. It appeared to be brand new. Cute little dude, about the size of our golf cart/neighborhood electric vehicle (GEMCar). I just wouldnāt want to be hit by a regular car in either one of them.
sfb5761 over 16 years ago
P. S. We have had NO unscheduled maintenance on our 2002 Buick or the 1989 (!) Cadillac. Both of them are totally reliable workhorses and the Buick is a rocket.
xoxoLinds22xoxo over 16 years ago
Calvin speaks German names 2 babysitter :) haha1 JAWOHL!
Chiddy over 16 years ago
Guys this strip is been copied from the archive as from OCTOBER 05,1987 onwards his a great cartioonst but copyn nd pasting aint worth t!Check ot