Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 13, 2010

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    A major glitch…

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    cleokaya  over 14 years ago

    To much information. Calvin, I am ashamed at your lack of planning. Your whole approach was to obvious. This was one of your worst planned escapades.

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    MontanaLady  over 14 years ago

    Susie’s not as “blonde” as you thought she was!!!

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    Miss.Fit  over 14 years ago

    uh-oh Calvin… you could have done better…

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    MLady, no but Calvin seems to be.

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Calvin, tut-tut. You can do way better than that.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Maybe you should just work on improving your aim, Calvin.

    Good Morning, marg & LuvH8

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    ‘Morning, Grog!

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    In this case you don’t have a snowballs chance of getting her!

    You should have lured her to the spot, not asked her.

    Good Morning All!

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    attyush  over 14 years ago

    Calvin, if Susie knew of your plan, the tooth fairy would have made you rich.

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    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    Calvin! Your plan was doomed from the start.

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    vibjyor  over 14 years ago

    You can’t ask a girl to do something without a reason. She will never do it. Moreover she will be on guard.

    Calvin should have given any silly but tempting reason. Like asking her to guess how big it really is OR if she thinks there is a hole in the center of the ‘X’. That would have worked.

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    Anool  over 14 years ago

    even if she DID stand on the X, Calvin’s aim sucks. He’d probably get buried under his own snow balls.

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Hello Grog & Everyone!

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    mexdr1958  over 14 years ago

    Leave it to a smarty-pants girl to spoil all the fun…..

    We cal always try again, can´t we, Calvin?

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    jrbj  over 14 years ago

    It’s just as well Calvin, Susie would have beat the snot out of you had you succeeded.

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    cdward  over 14 years ago

    In 20 years they’re either going to be married, or she’ll be a judge, and he’ll be standing before her as defendant. Could go either way.

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    Dino-1  over 14 years ago

    I had a similar experience with a friend who wanted me to stand on one end while he jumped on the other thinking it would catapult me through the air like on the tv programs. It didn’t work the first time because the board broke. When we found another one he found he couldn’t jump on the other end hard enough and he hit the ground a few times in the attempt. He tried all kinds of combinations with our other smaller friends but he never did get it right. All was not lost because we took turns trying all sorts of things on the other end and sending them flying.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Calvin, last week you sold your soul to hit Susie with a snowball. What do you have to sell now?

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    bacom65  over 14 years ago

    we’ll. I am really enjoying all of this. Your comments are sometimes better than the actual comics!!! thanks for the laughs….

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    Ray_C  over 14 years ago

    Calvin, you should have told her NOT to stand on the X.

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    ejmMissouri  over 14 years ago

    He must have been watching too many Road Runner cartoons.

    Getting the Road Runner to stand on the X never worked for Wile E Coyote either.

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    RubberRules  over 14 years ago

    women dont like high-handed men anymore. calvin, you should be in a romance cartoon, try that on Yenny.

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    lazygrazer  over 14 years ago

    Ray C said: ”Calvin, you should have told her NOT to stand on the X.”

    BINGO, Ray!

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    yakkafoobmog  over 14 years ago

    aww, Susie is such a spoilsport.

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    Gumshoe  over 14 years ago

    ejmM, Look what always happened to Wile E. The snowballs would have probably ended up on Calvin!

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    chasches  over 14 years ago

    Come on, Calvin, Susie’s not stupid.

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    ratlum  over 14 years ago

    Calvin we got lots to learn about girls ,thats part of growing up to be a teenager

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    bandz  over 14 years ago

    “When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it’s a pretty certain sign that she has his.” Cdward is wrong in predicting that in 20 years Calvin and Susie will be married. Calvin and Susie will always be six years old. [Luckily for us!]

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Too obvious. No doubt, she saw the catapult. She’s no dummy.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Shika, certainly no crash test dummy.

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    bleepingdeadalien  over 14 years ago

    He’s obviously madly in love with Susie!

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 14 years ago

    Lololololol! It stinks when your target won’t stand still in the crosshairs!

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 14 years ago

    Calvin and Susie ARE NOT IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!

    Get lost Susie!

    Compliments

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 14 years ago

    Oooo, I found a funnier version of the dinner one.

    Don’t click unless you LIKE Calvin comics.

    Dinner

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    khpage  over 14 years ago

    There is an odd sort of darkness that has been creeping into this cartoon of late, or is it just me that has noticed this?

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    BigHug  over 14 years ago

    @ Mrs. Walker Hmmm if only mom could repackage her food and sell it to the military. Secret weapon lol.

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    littledutchboy  over 14 years ago

    I would love to see Calvin and Susie at 18 or so. Susie runs rings around Calvin. I want to see how that looks 10 or 15 yrs down the road.

    khpage C&H has always been dark. He’s no Dennis the Menace.

    mrsluke: funny clip.

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 14 years ago

    Littledutchboy, it really would be funny to see. I bet she married Moe, if they would have gone past 6, that is. He’s more on her level.

    khpage, Calvin always WAS dark. It’s hard not to see it after even a week of being a new reader.

    Check this one out:

    That’s hilarious, and it’s TOTALLY Calvin.

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    caucel  over 14 years ago

    Lol Calvin, next time you can say ¨I kiss you if you dont stand in the X¨ I sure that her do it. :)

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Mean ole Susie – refusing to be target practice. Calvin just can’t win with women – Mom or Susie.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    “Not now, not ever”? And all in caps, too? My, my, Mrs. Skywalker. Stranger things have happened, and often in just this ironic way.

    There are enough hints dropped in the history of this strip to make the majority opinion more than defensible.

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    mexdr1958  over 14 years ago

    Johanan,

    I second thet motion.

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 14 years ago

    J.R., You’re entitled to your own thoughts on the subject. I don’t see the “love”, ever, in any of the strips, except that he loves to get her goat, and he always does, and she hates his guts. I’m not arguing with you, I’m just saying, here’s some of my evidence, show me yours. I provide plenty of it, but I never see anyone show us proof of this so called infatuation that a few of you talk about. I know none of my nephews like anything to do with girls yet, and some of them are now older than Calvin. Not to say it never happens, because me and my “Calvin” got married under the clothesline when we were 4, and it was all his doing. So I look forward to your showing me which panels cause you to believe this about Calvin & Susie.

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    That’s how children that age tend to show affection. When confronted with a new and unfamiliar emotion, they react in a way they are comfortable and familiar with. Of course, they don’t know they’re in love, yet.

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 14 years ago

    That’s opinion. Show me proof of this so called infatuation. There is none. Watterson didn’t put in this strip. It is never alluded to or implied. Just the opposite is. You can imagine it exists, but people also like to imagine what happens in the comic world after the comic is over. That doesn’t mean it’s part of the real story.

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    bobert99  over 14 years ago

    Of course mrslukeskywalker, that’s your opinion.

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    Oh, it’s not proof. Just a possibility. Actually a likelihood.

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    Herocoder  over 14 years ago

    We’d just have to go for the ‘hit the kisser’ shot again Calvin ..

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    bmonk  over 14 years ago

    @mrslukeskywaker, there were a few of the St. Valentine’s Day cartoons that had them being happy that “He noticed!” or “She cares” or things like that. I’m with thebird55 on this one. Not that he showed it often, but it was there at times.

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    comixmaster1000  over 13 years ago

    Foiled again.

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    jacob.c.bair  about 6 years ago

    this is my THIRD time reading this comic today

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