In that beanie (star and all), he looks like one of the UN delegates in one of Jeff MacNelly’s old parodies of that august body. Specifically, the representative from “The Democratic, Free, Easygoing, Nice People’s Republic of Dungeon.”
The only thing missing is the gag around the delegate’s mouth, which some of Calvin’s acquaintances might like to see added.
You’ll sure look good in that beanie Calvin! I’ll bet it will make Spiff fly a little faster too. Although, you’ve been flying faster lately on Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs than he can in his rocket ship with a few extra dilithium crystals!!!
I like the star on the front of it. Calvin IS a star in his own right.
I remember awaiting things I had ordered that seemed awesome in my mind. When they arrived, I was so disappointed in the actual product. X-ray glasses come to mind.
my son was just this way a month ago! he won a laptop,, was told 6-10 business days,, was watching for the mail-lady by day 4 and getting ansty,, by day 6 he was asking the mail-lady where it was,, and he is 18!
One of two things will happen when the beanie finally arrives: 1] Calvin won’t be able to assemble it correctly, or 2] it will fall apart the first time he tries to turn it on.
Calvin is not very smart. Who needs a cheap propeller beanie when you have your own transmogrifier and, as your alter ego Spiff, a fantastic little space ship?
keltii how did your son win a free lap top?
the only thing i as an adult ever enter for was a bond from ceral boxes of healthy ceral i was already eatting in mornings. and i got the bond to.
The problem is he is setting himself up for disappointment. He’s going to have a picture in his head about how great it is and it won’t match his expectations.
@agpeter,
Smilin’ Ed’s Buster Brown Gang was on radio Saturday mornings from 1944-53. It was on TV through the 50s. After Smilin’ Ed died in 1954, Andy Devine took over as host. It was one of my favorite shows with Froggy the Gremlin, Squeaky the Mouse and Midnight the Cat (“Meow”). You remembered the show rather well without recalling the name of it.
I’m betting that the wonderful propeller beanie he has built up in his mind won’t be anywhere near what he’s going to end up with when it finally arrives.
Puddleglum2: Goodness! You’re a veritable
encyclopedia of entertainment trivia…I’m just
getting to that age where I’m starting to remember
the 40’s and 50’s again, but forgot what I ate
for breakfast. :^) I know it wasn’t sugar bombs!
Wait six weeks.. open box.. break beanie taking it out ..
….AAGGG
Wait six week .. open package .. beanie .. no propeller .. accidentally forgot to pack that part ..return and wait six more weeks ….AAGGG
Wait six weeks .. open box.. find letter ..
“Dear Customer
due to unexpected demand our supply of propeller beanies has become exhausted, we regret we will be unable to fulfill your order but please find enclosed a coupon for a free box of chocolate sugar bombs..
Sincerity
Fred J Bogus
Customer service manager”
Need I add AAAGGGGGG
margueritem over 14 years ago
It’s a looooonnnng time……
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
A REALLY looooonnnnngggg time….!!!
carmy over 14 years ago
In six weeks he’ll be wanting something else.
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
That’s the catch, Carmy.
rentier over 14 years ago
Horrible idea!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
OOOOOOH Traaaaagedy!
Rakkav over 14 years ago
In that beanie (star and all), he looks like one of the UN delegates in one of Jeff MacNelly’s old parodies of that august body. Specifically, the representative from “The Democratic, Free, Easygoing, Nice People’s Republic of Dungeon.”
The only thing missing is the gag around the delegate’s mouth, which some of Calvin’s acquaintances might like to see added.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Gee, your aging by the nanosecond, Calvin! Better get some hair color for men while you still have your memory.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
6 weeks may as well be 6 years.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
You’ll sure look good in that beanie Calvin! I’ll bet it will make Spiff fly a little faster too. Although, you’ve been flying faster lately on Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs than he can in his rocket ship with a few extra dilithium crystals!!!
I like the star on the front of it. Calvin IS a star in his own right.
Yukoner over 14 years ago
The dejection in the last panel is artistically brilliant.
Greetings to all you C/H fans.
rshive over 14 years ago
A week without a propeller beanie is like a week without …..?
JHAppel over 14 years ago
Annnnyyyyyy daaaaaayyyyyyy nnnnnooooowwww.
garfield246 over 14 years ago
Last panel illustration: Straight out of Peanuts.
okaythen over 14 years ago
Look at it this way Calvin, It will be here before you know it and then you can show it to Ros the next time she comes to babysit.
mike.firesmith over 14 years ago
Good Morning Marg!
After reading this comic for a while I just felt obligated to say that.
NE1956 over 14 years ago
Six weeks? Heck, in 6 minutes he’ll be wanting something else. Calvin’s attention span is like mine … WAAAY too short.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Tell him his beanie is in the back of the postman’s truck.Calvin, can you spell restraining order?
milano99 over 14 years ago
What, no spam today? It’s all over the Miami Herald website.
jellocake over 14 years ago
Went thru the samething for a Yogi Bear spoon! The wait is a killer! Still have it, too.
JTGAM over 14 years ago
Calvin: If it’s worth having, it’s worth waiting for! And if you start eating fast, you can get one for Hobbes too!
rdh288 over 14 years ago
He doesn’t care what it looks like, he wants to fly!
fran650 over 14 years ago
G’Morning Mike Firesmith. Your person makes a nice pillow.
And Calvin’s hat fits just right.
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
i remember when summer vacation seemed that far away. what time is it? 10:13……..10 minutes later….what time is it? 10:14.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
That beanie is probably going to spur flying fantasies of hovering far above the planet. Despite that, you are going to look like a dufus.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I remember awaiting things I had ordered that seemed awesome in my mind. When they arrived, I was so disappointed in the actual product. X-ray glasses come to mind.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
It’s the Bullwinkle chant that gets you: “Eenie, meanie chili Beanie.” No one can wait through that!
mike.firesmith over 14 years ago
Thank you, Fran and Good morning to you too.
The Loki Mutt isn’t allowed on the sofa but he has found a loophole.
keltii over 14 years ago
my son was just this way a month ago! he won a laptop,, was told 6-10 business days,, was watching for the mail-lady by day 4 and getting ansty,, by day 6 he was asking the mail-lady where it was,, and he is 18!
seanachie over 14 years ago
One of two things will happen when the beanie finally arrives: 1] Calvin won’t be able to assemble it correctly, or 2] it will fall apart the first time he tries to turn it on.
Calvin is not very smart. Who needs a cheap propeller beanie when you have your own transmogrifier and, as your alter ego Spiff, a fantastic little space ship?
kab2rb over 14 years ago
keltii how did your son win a free lap top? the only thing i as an adult ever enter for was a bond from ceral boxes of healthy ceral i was already eatting in mornings. and i got the bond to.
Paula over 14 years ago
huh?
Brother_James437 over 14 years ago
patiences is not a virtue of Calvin’s. But then it’s not a virtue of verry many kids his age.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
By the way on one of the stips the spammer about 8 hours ago got on i flag it bikinin is back. but how is it deleted.
ratlum over 14 years ago
I said it before . But Spiff will be able to use that technology to go to the most wonderful places .
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
He got alot higher on the Sugar Bombs than he ever will with the Beanie.
BigHug over 14 years ago
The problem is he is setting himself up for disappointment. He’s going to have a picture in his head about how great it is and it won’t match his expectations.
khpage over 14 years ago
Two of the fruits of the Holy Spirit are patience and longsuffering. Looks like Calvin is getting an early start on those….
bleepingdeadalien over 14 years ago
That is one sweet beanie! This is going to be worth the wait…
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
@agpeter, Smilin’ Ed’s Buster Brown Gang was on radio Saturday mornings from 1944-53. It was on TV through the 50s. After Smilin’ Ed died in 1954, Andy Devine took over as host. It was one of my favorite shows with Froggy the Gremlin, Squeaky the Mouse and Midnight the Cat (“Meow”). You remembered the show rather well without recalling the name of it.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
LW18 (LADYWOLF) said, “OOOOOOH Traaaaagedy!”
“You’ve gone from me, whoa, whoa, tragedy” “Tragedy” - The Fleetwoods (1961) Did you really know this song or was it a coincidence?
margueritem over 14 years ago
Mike Firesmith good afternoon, great dog!
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
Jellocake: I’ve got a Yogi Bear that sits on your cereal spoon or hangs on the side of your bowl. Just thought you might want to know.
Gretchen's Mom over 14 years ago
I’m betting that the wonderful propeller beanie he has built up in his mind won’t be anywhere near what he’s going to end up with when it finally arrives.
:o(
agpeter over 14 years ago
Puddleglum2: Goodness! You’re a veritable encyclopedia of entertainment trivia…I’m just getting to that age where I’m starting to remember the 40’s and 50’s again, but forgot what I ate for breakfast. :^) I know it wasn’t sugar bombs!
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
Worst things that can happen to Calvin
Wait six weeks.. open box.. break beanie taking it out .. ….AAGGG
Wait six week .. open package .. beanie .. no propeller .. accidentally forgot to pack that part ..return and wait six more weeks ….AAGGG
Wait six weeks .. open box.. find letter .. “Dear Customer due to unexpected demand our supply of propeller beanies has become exhausted, we regret we will be unable to fulfill your order but please find enclosed a coupon for a free box of chocolate sugar bombs..
Sincerity Fred J Bogus Customer service manager” Need I add AAAGGGGGG
mrprongs over 14 years ago
By the time it comes, he won’t want it anymore. Yet he’ll already be onto the next Must Have Item.
Rokira over 14 years ago
Time to break out the time machine, Calvin. You knew it would come in handy SOMEtime.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago
6 weeks is a lifetime in the mind of a 6 year old – cruel & unusual punishment.