Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 28, 2009

And you still have a big butt.

That’s why she has a big butt!

She would forget about it except it also jogs her memory.

She must be dead on her feet.

From the way her feet smell they’d have to be dead.

The only running I’m likely to be doing is in my dreams.

Yeh, big butts are FAR OUT!

She was a big butted woman

Bertha Butt

One of the Butt sisters

Love big butted women!

Wasn’t that a song by Queen called “Fat-Bottomed Girls”

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go round.

As birds, they’re more likely to be plump-breasted than big-bottomed.

Unless she’s an ostrich or something.

But then how could she have gotten up in the tree?

Oooooh, are you gonna take me home tonight? Oooooh, down beside that red fire light? Oooooh, are you gonna let it all hang out? Fat-bottom girls, you make the rockin’ world go round!

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Fat on the butt is good for you. Fat around the waist is bad.

I understand what you perhaps are trying to say, Stuart. Apple shape is medically a danger sign while pear shape isn’t nearly so bad, but still should be avoided if possible. Good thought.